MBA Grad. Standup Comedian. Here for Jokes.

Mumbai, India
Joined April 2014
Brother @reliancejio it’s great to see you add the ‘+’ sign next to 5G. Looks great! Request you also to add some consistent internet that I can use please 🥹 call drops, random switching between 5G & LTE, Internet, no internet- would love some stability 🙏🏻
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At this rate, no amount of football world cups, comedy festivals or dream cities will get people to travel to Saudi. All that oil money means nothing if you can’t extract an ounce of humanity from those wells. Terrible.
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Make that deck. Build that spreadsheet. Write that doc. Do whatever it takes - so that one day, you can take your mom and dad on their first ever international holiday. ♥️ Easily one of the happiest days of my life. For all that they’ve done, they deserve this and so much more💫
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At this point, Pakistan should just sign a peace deal with India, with one non-negotiable clause: No more cricket matches against India. #INDvsPAK
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Aditya Dhar scripting the next part of Dhurandhar with a 10-hour runtime because there are just too many masterstrokes to explain.
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It has to be an absolute case study in how this ugly little frog somehow managed to crack the perfect intersection of luxury, not-too-big, city-friendly, “second car for the rich” energy, and electric ⚡️ it’s everywhere 👏🏻
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Mumbai! Last call for my show tomorrow at the Khar Comedy Club, 8PM, Saturday! 🎉 Tickets here: in.bookmyshow.com/events/pri…
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At this point, everyone in the Govt is behaving like they have their appraisals next week.
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ANI team getting ready to take interviews of random people to justify any freshly released Govt policy:
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Instead of all this UPI charge debate, Govt should just allocate the bank accounts of people in election bound states to everyone, we can then directly transfer the money into their accounts. Since it’s peer to peer transfer, there’ll be no charge on the UPI transaction also ☺️
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The most expensive part of a hospital bill may never touch the hospital at all. A patient admitted for care has no way of knowing whether the price on a medical consumable reflects its actual cost or a markup fixed long before it ever reached the ward. That gap in information is, at its core, a public health issue. A survey of hospital consumables in Maharashtra found an IV infusion set with a trade price of ₹11.05 carrying a printed MRP of ₹325 ; a markup of 2,841%. A syringe procured at ₹6.75 carried an MRP of ₹57.20. A catheter procured at ₹29.41 carried an MRP of ₹310. These are not elective purchases. Patients cannot compare prices, seek alternatives, or question a number printed on a box while receiving care and the MRP itself is often fixed upstream by manufacturers and distributors, disconnected from the trade price by a wide, unexplained margin. The result is a system where the party bearing the cost has the least information to evaluate it. The regulatory gap is structural: scheduled medicines are capped under the Drugs (Prices Control) Order, 2013. Most medical devices and consumables are not leaving both the pricing and the information around it almost entirely unmonitored. A review of these findings and clear guidelines on the permissible gap between trade procurement price and declared MRP have been recommended to the Department of Pharmaceuticals and the NPPA ; a step toward closing not just a pricing gap, but the information gap patients are left to bear alone. #PublicHealth #GoodGovernance #Leadership #TukaramMundhe moneycontrol.com/news/busine…
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Today is Engineers Day & also the International Day of Democracy. They could’ve simply called it “International day of illusion of choice”.
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Not sure why we can’t have Ganga Aarti on River Thames when you can have BITS Pilani Dubai.
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India’s foreign policy: Friend of our enemy is our friend. Enemy of our friend is our friend. Enemy of our enemy is our friend. You exist, you’re our friend. 🥰
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When I saw the price of the new iPhone Duo, my hands automatically folded 🙏🏻
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For more iPhone jokes, come to my live show on 19th September in Mumbai :) Tickets here: in.bookmyshow.com/events/pri…
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Never felt a greater urge to learn Marathi than while watching Vidyanand Bapat speak, just so I can understand what he’s saying & why everyone seems to be so impressed.
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Mumbai! My standup show - Prime Time Jokes on 19th September, 8PM at Khar Comedy Club in Khar 🎉 Tickets here: in.bookmyshow.com/events/pri…
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The Govt had a golden opportunity to connect even more strongly with GenZ. They could’ve just shown the GDP growth as 6.7%.
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Please don’t travel abroad. If you do, you’ll see what a pothole free road looks like, what unadulterated food tastes like & what good air quality feels like. You’ll then come back & complain about our cities until you need to order something on Zepto & pay for it using UPI.
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