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Spooky stuff. Witty and clever. Interested in innovation and tech.

Joined September 2009
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Since when the bad guy, became the good guy? (#putin) since when the liar 🤥 became the source of truth?(#trump) and it upsets that ultra rich man like #ElonMusk are questioning equal opportunities policies when what we should be asking why these policies came to be in 1st plc
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They said we getting a new press secretary chiii 😂😭🦄
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SNL TURNED A WHITE HOUSE RENOVATION INTO A HOME-IMPROVEMENT SHOW. And that format choice is what makes the premise interesting. “White House Makeover” takes the familiar language of property-renovation television and applies it to Trump's plans for the White House ballroom. Instead of treating the subject like a conventional political report, the sketch borrows a format audiences recognize immediately. The makeover reveal. The confident hosts. The promise that a big renovation will solve everything. But the White House isn't an ordinary house, and a presidential building project isn't just another television renovation. That contrast gives the satire its starting point. SNL takes a political story and changes the lens through which we see it. Suddenly, a question about presidential priorities becomes a parody of television's obsession with dramatic transformations.
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They need to be put into an asylum, this is killing me 😭😭
My makeups not in Dollar Tree dont listen to the media 🩷 anyway buy a galaxy on my live please im poor 😩
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Kind of seems like Susan should make the switch to decaf.
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Let’s win this, Texas.
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My fellow American patriots, we need to make Jack Smith the next Attorney General of the United States of America. Testifying to the Senate Judiciary Commitee, Jack Smith is conducting a masterclass on the rule of law — highlighting the overwhelming evidence of Trump's criminal behavior and treasonous attempt to overthrow American democracy. "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power" "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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An American hero. Please retweet if you agree
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If you can still support Republicans after Jack Smith said this, there is something wrong with you. "We found that [Trump] caused that violence, that it was foreseeable to him, and that he sought to exploit it."
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Jack Smith just told the Truth LOUD and CLEAR! “Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation. “If asked whether to prosecute a former president today based on the same facts, I would do so regardless of whether that president was a Republican or a Democrat. “The charges against President Trump were the result of the evidence. Grand juries in two separate districts reached this conclusion based on his actions, as alleged in the indictments they returned. “Rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power. “After leaving office in January of 2021, President Trump illegally kept classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago social club and repeatedly tried to obstruct justice to conceal his continued retention of those documents. “Highly sensitive national security information was held in a bathroom and a ballroom where events and gatherings took place.
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I still think it’s crazy that he didn’t go to jail for this.
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it’s happening
Trump: I've done a shitty job as president
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Day Three Onboard of the Disney Magic 🪄 First stop, Isla De La Pasión 🏝️ #dayinthelife #disney #travel
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Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. Markets:
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A federal judge has ruled that Texas’ ban on drag shows is unconstitutional and violates the First Amendment, offering the following advice to those offended by drag: “The solution is relatively simple ... just don’t go [to the shows].” (nbcnews.com/politics/politic…)
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.@jordanklepper asks Trump supporters: Can a woman be president? #TDS30
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1935. #ITWelcomeToDerry will return for Season Two 🎈
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no one: my two-and-a-half-year-old with play-doh in front of him:
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The Holy Trinity of Pathetic Men of the Year. Bradley | Send Help Bear | Obsession Joseph | Evil Dead Burn Masters of self-preservation. Allergic to accountability.
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