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USA TODAY bestselling author (she/her). Loves snarky #UF superheroes & kick-ass battles. Check out my books here: https://teapawt.net/t.co/s6wyG7Gooj…

New Jersey
Joined November 2011
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Fuck yeah!
we need to bring back hoarding books like this
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Clearly, in my head. :-( (Also the 1st one, obs.) ;-)
you can spend a year living rent-free in just one of these buildings. where are you living?
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GOOD OMENS THREE CONFIRMED I AM OFFICIALLY LOSING MY MIND!!!
CAN I HEAR A WA-FUCKING-HOO?!!! 🥳🥳🥳❤❤❤ #GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
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I feed a community cat named Big Boy who is the absolute sweetest boy in the world. But I have three indoor cats and I can’t bring him in. He has a broken leg and the county will only euthanize him if no one can care for him inside. Anyone want a Big Boy in their family?
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13 yrs ago today was my first day clean after years of addiction. I should be dead. The world wasn’t done with me, so I decided to fight for a better one. I’m not special. However bad it gets, you can get here. There’s never been a night dark enough to stop the coming day.
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Hamster: "Honey, can you grab me a beer? My hands are full."
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Today was the day they found him, 25 years ago. People say "Never forget." That means they have the option to forget. Forgetting is a luxury. Some of us don't get to forget, because it could have been us. It could still be us.
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When people on House Hunters International complain they had to "give up their job" to move to Europe, I want to kill them just a bit.
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What's really happening is that his owner's stepmother forced him into the garage. Later, goblins sneak in the house and steal owner's baby brother. ;-) #YouHave13HoursToSolveTheLabyrinth
This is Odie. He has one face in front and another in the back. Kind of like Voldemort, but less evil and and twice as magical. 13/10
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This is Odie. He has one face in front and another in the back. Kind of like Voldemort, but less evil and and twice as magical. 13/10
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Let's all take a moment to thank Lyra for not giving up on herself--OR the queer community! <3 <3 <3
Today I’m 38 yrs old. On this day in 2010 I was living on a mattress on the floor of a heroin dealer’s house and had been homeless or in rehab or jail the whole year. Now I get to be on the front lines of the fight of our time. “How strange it is to be anything at all.” /1
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"Thanks for posting, @mhdksafa -- I needed that!" --the World
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"Now look, kid--you're gonna go back in that ring, and you're gonna make mincemeat outta that guy, you hear me? MINCE MEAT."
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I have owned exactly 3 hamsters in my lifetime and was today yrs. old when I learned this:
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If you give a cat a surfboard . . .
Cat begs his dad to let him come surfing... and he's so good at it, he demands to snowboard too! 💙
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Water dogs!
Fun fact: otters wag their tails like dogs when they're happy [📹 Cassandra Pedraza, Wild Animal World, Miami]
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