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@im_REFarted

Ex- Associate, Current Analyst at Bukkake Capital Management • MS Taxation Candidate • Corporate Weapon • Born to Model, Forced to #REF!

 Texas, USA
Joined September 2014
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showing up to work at 9am after blacking out at 3am
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For 15 years my deal tracking lived in 4 places: an Excel spreadsheet, Google Maps, county GIS sites, and Outlook. So about 2 years ago I started building DealNav. I took everything I loved about the other CRMs and cut everything I hated. Simple interface. Transparent pricing. Just the features that matter. Easy data export. And of course, an INTEGRATED map. As of today it checks all my original boxes... and then some. DealNav 3.0 is live!!!!! Click a parcel. See the owner. Track the deal. Put AI to work on your data. All on one map 🗺️📍 Two risk-free 3.0 offers*: - Book an onboarding with a co-founder after joining. Love it in 60 days or get a full refund. - Post about a deal you're tracking in DealNav weekly until it closes. Account free for life. Link in replies 👇
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me staring at the last slice of pizza at the office party (everyone else is a coward)
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the analyst seeing his EBCOGS joke be taken seriously by management
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The cops watching me and my boys successfully escape the busted house party in 12th Grade
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my anxiety telling me I need this 4th cup of coffee
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VPs knowing they’ll have to approve access to the spreadsheet one month from now
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There are a lot of wonderful things about Europe, but by far and large, the best part is nobody pisses on the toilet seats over there
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I’m never deleting this tweet. We need to do better as a country.
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Does anyone have any experience using travel steamers on Loro Piana suits? Safe?
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Will be in Boston/Cambridge mid-September if yall wanna grab beers
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“Any chance you’re awake for a call?” *Me, blacked out in an alley at 1:50am on a Saturday*
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Forgot to remind the Analyst to rollforward the schedule into next quarter, last quarter
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The Senator I’ve been talking to finding out I run a niche anon fintwit burner
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sharing your template models with coworkers
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selling my Cheese Backed Securities (at discount) to paydown the Chipotle burritos I financed through Klarna
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hyping myself up before waking my parents up to tell them I threw up
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(they wronged me 3 weeks ago)
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How it feels when Assets = Liabilities + Stockholders Equity
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getting sent off to a site visit
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