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Portland, OR
Joined January 2009
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Aaron Robnett retweeted
AI will replace you, not because it’s good, but because civilization is run by marginally qualified pedophiles who resent the idea of paying you anything and don’t care if the world burns down as long as they can get sucked off on a sailboat.
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fuck brian schottenheimer thats my wide receiver
george pickens has added years to my life
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Prosperity and peace are imminently attainable for everyone in this country. We need merely to transcend the parties that keep us fighting each other, throw off the corporate and foreign influence on our government, and return to the principles laid out in our Constitution.
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POV: you're at a women's soccer game in Portland saying "protect women's sports"
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Voting is cool but have we tried beating our politicians like piñatas instead?
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Happy Kenny Wheaton Day to all who celebrate. #GoDucks
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Michael Che and other actually funny people on SNL tell more offensive jokes regularly about entire demographics of people. The outrage over Shane Gillis is because he's perceived as right-wing-coded and there's longstanding bitterness that he's wildly successful despite that.
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Remember when we all hated the Schottenheimer hire? Man, we were so right.
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If you haven't figured it out by now, our entire government is a huge mafia who launders our tax payer money right back to themselves through foreign aid and endless wars. They all hate you and couldn't care less if you suffer and die horrible deaths, as long as they got rich.
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Aaron Robnett retweeted
Comedy is about being offended, and free speech, and farming, and pushing boundaries, and fractional reserve banking. Not about whatever agenda you want to cry about. Sorry bitch.
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If the trend continues
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"I always thought this was a devastating point that should almost convert a leftist to being a libertarian. I will throw this out as genuinely a good faith question. I want to hear the answer..." --@ComicDaveSmith Tag someone you think could answer this 👇
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Aaron Robnett retweeted
Game 4: For Your Brother Presented by @pepsi. #GoDucks
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Let 'em know. #GoDucks
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At 9pm when I tell the wife the brisket still needs to rest before we can have dinner.
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Being your authentic self at work is a great way to get fired
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Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota both as the starting QBs of teams in the same division in Week 3 of 2026
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The Full Dak Mic’d up 🥹
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