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Writer. I eat a lot of cheese.

Los Angeles
Joined July 2009
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it will be so miserable for everyone in trump's orbit right now and they deserve every second of it.
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Replying to @JDVance
@jdvance thinking of you and lol'ing!!!!!!!
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Will my TMJ just.... go away now??
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.@JeffBezos MAKE WHOLE FOODS HAVE HEALTHY FOOD AGAIN, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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BRETT RATNER'S CAREER IS OVER AGAIN!!!!!
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DOES THIS MEAN COMEDY WILL BE BACK???
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Hi - X is a cesspool & we shouldn't be on here but since you're reading this, let's do some good. I'm raising money for an org in Mexico City called La Casa del Mestizo - they are currently caring for 80 street dogs & need money for vet bills. Venmo me @Alison-Waller-5 to donate.
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Valium kicking in. Now worried about Kornacki's posture. They need to raise the map so he can straighten his upper back.
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Kornacki is stressing me the fuck out.
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Rupert Murdoch ruined the world.
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Need this to be the low before the high. Please.
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Imagine being Zelensky right now. It's all so scary and sad.
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Just panic-donated $100,000 to the Harris campaign. Hope it helps!!!!!
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.@msnbc How about using a more recent photo? No one has seen this dude in years:
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WHEN THE ELECTION IS OVER, LET'S ALL GET OFF HERE, YES?
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RFK is also responsible for spreading vaccine misinformation that led to a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people.
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When I get mad about how no Kardashian has endorsed Kamala, I think of this:
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This is me - 10th grade - I was running for class treasurer against Laurie Rivera. Day of the election, I panicked I was going to lose and ran around at lunch, begging everyone to vote for me. I lost handily.
Trump appears to be unraveling “If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home sleeping right now”
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