HAMMERTIME!

Oh, dang! @holly_guacamole is gonna kill me! She likes da muscley, long hairy, middle fingery me I turnt into. Hey, at least I won't be usin her hairbrush, leavin it fulla dat nasty, unnatural black/blonde combo.

IKR? Did is some kooky stuff, Bro! Whazzup? 👊

// and with that, I have fulfilled all my full-time commitments. Just a couple of special shows, and I can ride off into the sunset.

Respect.

Yeah, I been wanting to drag you around the ring a couple times, big boy.

// Thanks, now I gotta wipe down my phone. 🤣

I will never make excuses for a loss. @JuliannaDiMaria you wrestled one hell of a match and you deserve to be World Champion. Congratulations. What's next for me? Going home to @holly_guacamole & the kids for a few days to rest. After that....who knows?

Somebody better clue Sellers & Thomchuk in on just who the hell I am and what the hell I'm capable of. On second thought, I'm gonna show them myself. Robert Fredricks better have the EMTs on ready.

Sometimes I am, and I own that. But I'm an honest asshole. At least I don't claim to be a paragon of virtue, you slimy little sycophant.

First off, I never asked for your help, pal, so I don't owe you a goddamn thing. You get in line with everybody else and EARN your shot, like Dimararia did, and like I did. I had an open challenge issued for anyone to come and take the title. Heard not a peep from you then.

The finals of the @lVlAINSTREAM United States Gran Prix between @ThisBitchBallin & @THE_CMadison will be can't miss. Both of these stellar fighters have been bringing it and that's gonna be the case when they meet in the finals.

Congratulations, Manny. We're not always gonna see eye to eye, but your talent, skill, and determination cannot be denied.

The reason I chose the dog collar match as the stipulation for all my #LockdownTitle defenses is because I get guys like @MarcusAliJr in there and get to beat the hell outta people with a steel chain & they can't get away. Don't interfere in my matches again, ok?