Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score.
Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage.
Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3%
whoop says my recovery is 41%
sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal.
oura ring says my HRV dropped while i was pooping
open levels app, glucose spiked from looking at a banana
get in tesla, safety score dropped to 94 because i braked too hard arrive at work
manager says my productivity score is in the 38th percentile
go home, eight sleep starts cooling my bed at 7:43pm without asking
lie in the dark wondering what my existential dread score is
apple watch taps my wrist: "it seems like you're having a hard time. breathe."
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everyone should have two therapists, a man who tells you to grow up and get your shit together, and a woman who tells you to love yourself the way you are. Ideally they should be married to each other since at least 9 months before you were born
The confidence of anti-tariff people is astounding.
It hasn't even been a week and people are claiming with absolute certainty that the policy is a failure and only exists because of dogma/stupidity.
This must be what 401k neuroticism does to a person's brain.
First (and only) time I flew SW I was with a friend and we had a late boarding group. Didn't manage to get seats together and I forgot to bring any form of entertainment for a 4.5 hour flight.
Watched a show a guy two rows up was playing on his iPad for most of it.
Why has my TL been full of people talking about Prometheus / the Alien films all week. Is a new one coming out?
I can entertain conspiracies but come on bruh, it says holdINGS not holdERS lmao. And it’s a bunch of ETFs to boot.
Last I checked I don’t own Vanguard bc of what’s in my 401k
Replying to @kylenabecker @JoshWalkos
Vanguard (Soros) and BlackRock are among the largest holders in Austin Private Wealth LLC
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This is a misunderstanding of what information is being presented. This is simply the top holdings—i.e. positions held—by Austin Private Wealth. This in no way indicates that Blackrock or Vanguard (who is not owned by Soros) hold any stake in Austin.
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