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Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2016
I stabbed myself in the leg with a meat thermometer. I am officially cooked. #momlife
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Me: why can’t the paparazzi leave Taylor and Travis alone?? Also me: Please, God, someone post more Italy photos of Taylor and Travis!!!!!!
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My son does not have school today because this is the day Jesus reminded everyone that in one week he would break bread for 5000 people. Basically we are celebrating Jesus sending out a “save-the-date” text. #momlife #catholicschool
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I love my husband but he’s never made me a mix tape. Not sure this relationship is legit. #marriage #mixtape #parenting
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you have a podcast (LIKE WE DO) then you tell all your trade secrets. A new episode of the #IMOMSOHARD PODCAST drops today and we spill the tea about our time in Sin City. Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts! #imomsohardpodcast
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I do believe my children are capable and smart. I simultaneously believe that when an opportunity or an accident strikes, they will be fully engrossed in some sort of “best of French bull dogs” video
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I’m going to bed before 11 pm on a Friday in Vegas. Do I just enter hospice care now or what?
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My daughter asked me if we could update her Barbie house into more of a cottagecore vibe and it’s now my Roman Empire. #diy #miniature #sidetables #barbie #romanempire
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Get ready to laugh 'til you cry! Join us this Saturday at the International Theater for a hilarious evening with @imomsohard! Kristin and Jen, the dynamic duo behind the hit web series, are bringing their real-life mom antics to the stage. Grab your tickets now! resort.to/IMSH
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The longest story I’ve ever heard is how my daughter lost her lunch box yesterday
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Mom’s a little sick. She’ll be better in a day or so but the guilt of having the kids on screens for 14 hours and helping themselves to Skittles for breakfast… that’s gonna linger for years.
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If you aren’t spending every moment reviewing different angles of Travis and Taylor kissing post-game like someone trying desperately to break open a true crime investigation, then you are not living. #travisandtaylor #momlife
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My 13-year-old son and I watched Anchor Man tonight. We both laughed like 7th graders, only one of us is a woman in her forties. #momwin #anchorman #comedy
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My 8 yo is learning to use common sayings and this is what she’s got so far: When you choke because it goes down the other end. & He’s not the worst tool in the shed.
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Things kids say these days: I’m watching a “world famous cupcake baker unbox tiny clothes for their dogs” challenge What?
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I think only sociopaths take their Christmas decorations down before New Year’s. Fight me.
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My kids used to write letters to Santa. Now they just text me links. Soon enough the Tooth Fairy will accept Venmo. #bigkids #momlife #funny
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