definitely accurate quotes from our favourite wings of fire dragons. occasional swearing or nsfw jokes. semi-inactive. //quotes are not mine//
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Moon: what are some things that say a lot about a dragon?
Kinkajou: their favourite colour
Turtle: the lyrics they write on scraps of scroll
Qibli: which murder weapon they prefer
Umber: how they make their tea
Moon: okay cool
Moon:
Moon: wait what-
Peril: okay, truth or dare?
Turtle: truth
Peril: i dare you to tell the truth
Winter:
Qibli: wait, how did you cheat-
Peril: make an insight check and find out, nerds!
[submitted by @killiminite]
Swordtail: i know what genealogy is. it’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes
Sundew: i’ve met bread smarter than you
Qibli: why is no one listening to me!?
Sundew: because we all know you never know what you’re talking about
Qibli: I’M NOT STUPID!
Sundew: oh look, now the stupid is talking
Qibli: I’M SERIOUS!
Sundew: oh, you’re being serious. that’s just sad
[submitted by @killiminite]
Coral: it’s been so long since I saw you! how’s school?
Turtle: none of the things that once excited me make me happy anymore, i’m living off caffeine and anxiety, i’m paralysed by my future, my diet is trash and my body is slowly rotting but otherwise i’m good, how bout you?
Queen Coral: ok i’m trying to learn all your names…so which son were you again?
Coral’s Son: i’m son number 32
Queen Coral: all right, so what’s your name?
Coral’s Son: 32…you and dad ran out of ideas when it came to me
[submitted to @Skykid7622]
Blue: we have to obey what the HiveWings tell us to do!
Luna: you know what you’re right!
Blue: wait… what?
[submitted by @twit_fluffy]
Winter: i think this is going to be terrible for my public image
Qibli: you have a public image?
[submitted by @killiminite]
Winter: i feel this crushing weight on my shoulders…it never goes away…
Qibli: i told you! i was too tired to walk and needed a ride, plus your scales keep me cool
Winter: why did i agree to this…
Qibli: because you adore me!
Winter: no…it’s because i love you
Qibli: :O
Winter: stop buying us gifts, Qibli, i can handle myself
Qibli: stop stealing all the attention, Winter, i’m trying to woo Moon here
Winter: *looks to Moon and winks*
Moon: i hate you both
Winter: come and hate me on my lap
[submitted by @killiminite]
Starflight: do you have a date for Valentine’s day?
Sunny: yes, February 14th
Starflight: i- nevermind
Snowfall: time for another existential crisis!
Lynx: what?
Snowfall: *promptly passes out and face plants on the ground*
Lynx: oh that kind
[submitted by @twit_fluffy]
Qibli: thanks for agreeing to let me use your head as my drum for the day
Winter: i never agreed, but why did you want me specifically?
Qibli: well your head is the most hollow so it will sound the best when the playing.
Winter: oh, why thank you-HEY! wait a minute!
Qibli: i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
Winter: that sounds really gay
Qibli, walking away: i'll show you gay
[submitted by @killiminite]
Luna: *watching Swordtail sleep* god, he makes me so happy, i love him so much, truly nothing could ruin-
Swordtail: *snores*
Luna: i can’t live like this
Moon: *hiding* you’ll have to put the scavenger back, you know
Winter: who’s talking?
Moon: your conscience
Winter: oh. we don’t talk a lot these days