they totally said that / quotes are not my own (except when they are)

Joined January 2018
incorrect OWL quotes retweeted
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Finnsi: Hrrrnngh, I'm trying to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting Kruise.
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Gesture: Damn you’re violent. Birdring: Yeah but I’m little, so it’s adorable.
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Ryujehong: Candles? What is this, date night? Tobi: First of all I’m about to sacrifice you.
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Aero: All right now, everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute. Zachareee: Why? You’re in a hurry? Aero: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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DPS players: __________  /         /.| /_________/ .| |   ____   |  | |   |´・ω・`|   .|  | |    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   |  | |    brig     |  | |__________| ./
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Dogman: Kruise is a feeder. Kruise: U avin a giggle ther m8? I'll bash ye fookin ead in I sware on me mum.
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Agilities: Welcome to our first vlog, in which we try different hair products! Kariv: [Sprays hairspray in Agilities' mouth] Agilities: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one isn’t very good.
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Haksal: I'm never going to use this math in the real world! [Later that day] Twilight: Okay, we go in on the count of three. Haksal, under his breath: Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Uber: Don’t try to win me over with your use of the word ‘twas. Mr X: ‘Twasn’t trying to.
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Danteh: I thought life would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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Bumper: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting, “What the fuck, you'll die!” or “You can’t just charge in!” Let me talk, for God’s sake.
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Guxue: So how's the world's best main tank doing today? Ameng: I don't know Guxue, how are you? Guxue, voice cracking: I'm fine.
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Could @incorrect_OWL memes be the new hotness? #FiatLux #OWL2019
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LA Gladiators: So you're going by "Valiant" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Glads from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had
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Guxue's mom when she was pregnant with him: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🦍 / | / | / | |
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Gamsu: What are your future plans? Geguri: Lunch. Gamsu: I meant long term plans. Geguri: What, like dinner?
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Super, holding up a martini glass full of orange juice at a fancy party: The economy. Super and Danteh: *fake laughter*
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