incorrect clexa ✨

Clarke; So i’m bi- Lexa; *gasps hopefully* Clarke; -lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages. Lexa; Oh… *takes a sip of water, disappointed* Clarke; Oh, and I also like girls. Lexa; *spits out water*

I hope you have a wonderful birthday, queen @DebnamCarey ♥️🌻

Bellamy; If Murphy and I were drowning, who would you save?
Lexa; You two can’t swim?
Bellamy; It’s a hypothetical question, Lexa! who would you save?
Lexa; my time and effort.

Lexa; We need a distraction. 
Clarke; Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? 
Madi, whispering: My time has come.

Lexa: Would you like a drink? Clarke: What are my options? Lexa: Yes or no.

Clarke: *drawing a pentagram on the floor* Lexa: what are you doing? Clarke: you told me to satanize the house. Lexa: I SAID SANITIZE!!

Stuffed animal: *had fur covering its eyes* Lexa: *gently fixes it* Lexa: There you go, you can see!

Clarke: How would you rate your pain? Lexa: Zero stars. Clarke: Lexa: Would not recommend.

Lexa, holding a board covered in crackers, cheese, meat and various fruits; Charred coochie board or whatever they call it.

Lexa; *walks in slowly, holding a sword, a threatening look on her face* Clarke; *sighs heavily* Really, Lexa? Not again.

Clarke: ugh. why did you buy another green hoodie? i look better in blue. Lexa: they're my hoodies. Clarke: yeah, but i look better in them.

Clarke; I can explain.
Lexa; Can you?
Clarke; If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Clarke, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! 
Lexa: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

((it’s quite disappointing to see someone copy my tweets directly. apart from that, i apologize for not posting more frequently! i’m dealing with some things but i’m okay. hope you all are good!!))