incorrect sambucky

bucky: i have bde. bisexual disaster energy

[on a mission] sam: okay, so does everyone know what they’re doing? bucky: in general or the plan? sam: the plan, bucky bucky: phew

sam: i just watched bucky fall down two flights of stairs face first then get up and ask if anyones made dinner yet??

sam: okay so what would you like for your birthday this year? bucky: a break

sam: where are you going? bucky: hell, eventually

bucky: i could be better but i’m considering becoming worse

sam: hey bucky i’m going to the gym do you have a bag i can borrow? bucky: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence sam: literally all you had to say was no

bucky: i hate it when people ask me to “explain my thought process” like hell if i know bucky: “what’s going on in that head of yours?” nothing i want to be a part of

sam: bucky, i never doubted you for a moment! bucky: thank you, sam. you’re lying though, right? sam: oh, yes. i doubted you very strongly

bucky: fuck coming out i’m just gonna keep acting gay until someone has the guts to call me out on it

bucky: no, this is not a mess. you know what i consider a mess? sam: your life? bucky: i- well yes, but-

bucky: my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater

sam: what do you want for christmas, buck? bucky: a will to live sam: sam: a sweater? great, i’ll write that down

bucky: look my gingerbread house represents me! bucky: barely put together and falling apart sam: bucky, no

sam: i need you to swear- bucky: fuck sam: sam: i meant like promise