Daily Sinners + Dainsleif Incorrect Quotes!

Daily Incorrect Quotes involving the sinners of Khaenri'ah + Dainsleif! (and characters related to them as well!) If you feel like adding your own submissions feel free to DM or send ngl's! (also include your @ if you want to be credited!)

Vedrfolnir: When I go to jail, I'm changing my name to mitochondria because- Hroptatyr: -Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell! Vedrfolnir: You get me. Rhinedottir: *Sigh* Surtalogi: Uh... can we concentrate on the fact that he said "when" and not "if"?

Rhinedottir: I hate seeing you like this... Hroptatyr: Like how? Rhinedottir: In person.

Surtalogi: "Dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war.

Rhinedottir: I'm going to need a skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Rerir: Only if you also don't ask why. Rerir, pulling out 7 pristine skulls: Take your pick. Rhinedottir: Rerir: Rhinedottir: This one is fine.

Hroptatyr: I started school with straight A's. Hroptatyr: Now I'm not even straight.

Vedrfolnir: There is no future. There is no past. Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Dainsleif: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first?

Rhinedottir: You fainted, do you remember anything? Surtalogi: I think... I remember the ambulance ride here. Rhinedottir: That wasn't an ambulance, Dain carried you here. Surtalogi: But I heard a siren?? Dainsleif: Dainsleif: Sorry I got nervous...

Dainsleif: Is there anything wrong? Rerir: It would be faster to ask if there's anything right.

Rhinedottir: I feel like I'm forgetting something... Dainsleif: Morals, probably? Rhinedottir: No, something important...

Rhinedottir: Cats have such simple yet effective instincts. Don't like something? Smack it as far away from you as possible. Literally flawless reasoning. Hroptatyr: *Sighs and rubs his cheek*

Tholindis, looking at Rerir: I can fix him. Vedrfolnir: Please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad.

Hroptatyr: If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the world's suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore. Vedrfolnir: I would choose Olive Garden endless breadsticks. Hroptatyr: Oh I love breadsticks, changing my answer!

Hroptatyr: Mmm my tummy hurts :((( Rhinedottir: JUST SAY YOU HAVE A STOMACH ACHE.