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also wanna thank you all for the love and kindness that you guys have shared or commented on! It’s been an honor and a pleasure having this account! I’m so sorry that I have to shut it down, it’s been a pleasure being in this fandom. You are all so lovely and kind 🫶🏻

hey everyone! I am closing this down due to the fact that I’m not really obsessed with Steddie anymore, I still love them and Joseph Quinn and st but I am not as fixated on them anymore, I’ll be keeping this account open till this Friday! Then I will be deactivating.

Eddie: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. 
Steve: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Eddie: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. 
Steve : That's great, Eddie. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Steve: I owe you one. 
Eddie: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Steve : Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? 
Eddie: AS ENEMIES?! 
Steve :

I LITERALLY just opened a case on Etsy cause I never got the package ( in which I thought it was gonna be sent to my college address) BUT my grandpa told me I got mail and LOOK WHAT CAME IN AHHHH Thank you @lazyjunebug for this amazing zine, I am in LOVE with it 🫶🏻

Eddie: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Steve: Nope, there's 26. Eddie: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Steve: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Eddie: You'll get the D later ;).

Steve: I think I'm falling for you. Eddie: Then get up.

Eddie: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Steve : Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Eddie: Seize the dick.

Steve : The stars are so beautiful... Eddie: They're just giant balls of gas. Steve : You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Eddie: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Steve : Oh...

Steve: My hands are cold. Eddie: Here, let me hold them. Steve: My lips are cold too. Eddie: *covers Steve's mouth with their hand*

Eddie: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Steve: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Steve: I love you. Eddie, not paying attention: What was that? Steve: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Steve: What are you in the mood for? Eddie: World domination. Steve: That's a bit ambitious. Eddie: You are my world. Steve: Aww... Eddie: Steve: Eddie: Steve: OH.

Steve: We’re getting married, bitches! Eddie: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Eddie, to Steve: We had a date! Eddie: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Steve: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Eddie: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Steve: Yes. Eddie: I'd sleep.

Eddie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Steve: I wrote you a poem. Eddie, already crying: You did?

Eddie: I want to kiss you. Steve, not paying attention: What? Eddie: I said if you die, I wont miss you.