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Peter Parker

@incorrrectpeter

spider-man but it’s totally correct

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Joined April 2018
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Peter: ᵐʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ᴾᵉᵗᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ‘ᴾ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵖᵉᵗᵗʸ ᵃˢˢ ᴮᴵᵀᶜᴴ Peter: ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵃᶦᵈ, ᴵ ᵂᴵᴸᴸ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍᶦᶻᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵘʳᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵘˡᵗ.
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Peter: my name is Peter and the ‘P stands for petty ass BITCH Peter: that being said, I WILL apologize when someone accidentally hurts me even though it was not my fault.
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[texting] Peter: ʰᵉʸ ᴹʳ. ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ, ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵃ ᶜᵒʷ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʳᵃᵐᵖˡᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ʷᶦˡᵈᵉᵇᵉᵉˢᵗˢˀ Peter: ᵃ ᴹᵒᵒᶠᵃˢᵃ Tony: Peter: Tony: Peter: ʷʰʸ’ᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏ ᵐᵉ
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[texting] Peter: hey Mr. Stark, what do you call a cow being trampled by wildebeests? Peter: a Moofasa Tony: Peter: Tony: Peter: why’d you block me
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Tony: have you been eating enough vegetables Peter: ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵒⁿᵉˢ ᶦⁿ ʳᵃᵐᵉⁿ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗˀ
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Tony: have you been eating enough vegetables Peter: do the little ones in ramen count?
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May: Tony we’ve lost Peter! Find him! Tony: what, do you think I put a tracker on him or something? May: Tony: May: Tony: yeah you’re right one second
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Peter: ʰʸᵖᵒᵗʰᵉᵗᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ᵇᵒʳʳᵒʷᵉᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵘᶦᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉᵗ ˢᶜᵉⁿᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵃˡᵃᵈᵈᶦⁿ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᴺᵉᵈ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉ ᵃⁿᵍʳʸˀ Tony: Peter: Tony: take mk-50 it has cup holders
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Peter: hypothetically speaking if I borrowed one of your suits to recreate the carpet scene in aladdin with Ned would you be angry? Tony: Peter: Tony: take mk-50 it has cup holders
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Peter; ᴵ’ᵐ ᵒᵖᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ʳᵉˢᵗᵃᵘʳᵃⁿᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ⁻ᶠᶦˡ⁻ᵃ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗ ˢᵃᵐᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏ⁻ᶠᶦˡ⁻ᵃ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵍᵃʸˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ Tony: [already signing a check] keep talking
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Peter; I’m opening a restaurant and it’s called dick-fil-a and it’s the exact same thing as chick-fil-a but for gays only Tony: [already signing a check] keep talking
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Peter: ᴹʳ. ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ ˡᵉᵗ’ˢ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳᵎ Tony: okay kid Peter: ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢʰᵒᵉ ᵒᶠᶠ⁻
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Peter: Mr. Stark let’s take a photo together! Tony: okay kid Peter: why are you taking your shoe off-
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for reference
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Image from Peter Parker (@incorrrectpeter)
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I’m sad to hear of us losing Spider-Man in the mcu, Tom has done a phenomenal job portraying Peter for the last three years, and Its sad to imagine the mcu without him. Phase 4 won’t be the same without him. I hope they do him justice with a third movie. It’s what he deserves.
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Tony: [talking to a villain] you screwed up, big time. Peter: [standing in the back] ᴼᴴ ᴼᴴ ᴼᴴᴴᴴ ᴼᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ Tony: The villain: Peter: ᴹᴬᴷᴱ ᴵᵀ ᶜᴼᵁᴺᵀ ᴾᴸᴬʸ ᴵᵀ ˢᵀᴿᴬᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᴸᴼᴼᴷ ᴮᴬᶜᴷ ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᴴᴱˢᴵᵀᴬᵀᴱ⁻
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Tony, talking to a villain: you screwed up, big time. Peter, standing in the back: OH OH OHHH OHHHHHHH Tony: The villain: Peter: MAKE IT COUNT PLAY IT STRAIGHT DONT LOOK BACK DONT HESITATE-
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[nat and tony in heaven] tony: [gets up] nat: what’s wrong tony: i have to go nat: why tony: PETER JUST CALLED AC/DC LED ZEPPELIN (Submitted by @JcCox16 )
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Tony: today was really stressful I need a drink Tony: [pours whiskey] Peter: ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ Peter: [opens juice box]
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Tony: today was really stressful I need a drink Tony: [pours whiskey] Peter: me too Peter: [opens juice box]
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