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Let's not get Cliven Bundy's racism get in the way of the real issue: Republicans pick terrible heroes.
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Google created a contact lens with an embedded camera. Finally something that makes Google Glass users feel poor.
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Forecast Update: New Yorkers are expected to get 6 to 12 Instagrams of snow today.
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Congratulations to Derek Jeter for fleeing de Blasio's socialist New York before it's too late.
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Somebody should live tweet last year's SOTU tonight just to see if anybody can tell the difference.
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These Obama executive orders are just a taster for when he gay-marries 30 couples tonight.
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In his defense, if you had been Mike Huckabee your whole life, you'd also think women couldn't control their own libido.
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@indecision At least you can’t accuse Christie of using “mob-like” tactics, because the mob is less indiscriminate.
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Polar vortex is my favorite weather phenomena that's also a Mountain Dew flavor.
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Milk may go up to $8/gallon, so now's a good time to acquire a taste for cookies and gasoline.
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Taking notes during Catching Fire is a great way to prepare for Black Friday.
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“Getting health insurance will never be like buying a song on iTunes, but it can be like using Limewire via dial-up in 2002.” - Obama