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Lawrie ✨

@indextwo

Opinions expressed are not my own and are exclusively the views of my employer. he/him.

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Joined June 2009
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I’ve launched another escape room adventure game! Play online, or grab a game as a last minute gift 🎁 Here’s here’s Archie to tell you all about it 👀 supersecretdecoder.com/produ…
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2024 if only black people could vote Kamala wins every state with insane margins. Her worst performing state would be Montana, where she still carries by 34.8%
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jeff@_taxiicab9 Nov 2024
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"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I am Gary Barlow's son!"
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dude is a barely coherent convicted sex predator whose only platform is wanting to do more crimes, what is fucking happening
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Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.
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Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done
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Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma
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i think just now finding out americans don’t measure paper by A4, A3, A2, etc has actually changed the trajectory of my life
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WE’RE SERVING THE DOGS, WE’RE SERVING THE CATS
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NEW: As promised, here is my new ad for #HarrisWalz. My story never gets easier to tell, but everything is on the line this election. Please watch and share 🙏🫶 🎥 @dprzygoda
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I’m deaf. It’s not a gimmick. It’s being deaf. Which is what normal ppl call a reality. You fucking utter cock weasel. You shit computer fax machine wrinkled bollock-faced old BATFUCK.
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I don't know when Strictly come dancing are going to run out of contestant gimmicks. I would not be surprised if they had a AI mechanical robot next year. @bbcstrictly
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Dungeon Crawler Carl, book 7. This Inevitable Ruin. E-book and paperback out 11/11. amazon.com/gp/product/B0DJWK… Preorder now available. This is war. Audio: 2/25. Preorder for audio is forthcoming.
This Inevitable Ruin: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7

This Inevitable Ruin: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7

The ninth floor. Nine armies, each led by rich and powerful aliens from across the galaxy. Each team has one objective: to capture and hold the castle at the very center of the battlefield. Strategy,...

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Dylan while grabbing his water bottle #GBBO #bakeoff
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So it turns out that 43% of the “open web” is actually controlled by one guy at @automattic.
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Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds Me: I was refilling my vape Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that
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Setting off thousands of indiscriminate explosions with zero regard for who they maim and kill is a morally depraved act of terrorism. What a nightmare
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BREAKING: Eight people have been killed and 2,750 wounded — 200 of them critically — by exploding pagers across Lebanon, the country's health minister says. apnews.com/article/lebanon-h…
Hezbollah is hit by a wave of exploding pagers that killed at least 9 people and injured thousands

Hezbollah is hit by a wave of exploding pagers that killed at least 9 people and injured thousands

Hundreds of handheld pagers exploded near simultaneously in parts of Lebanon and Syria, killing at least nine people — including members of the militant group Hezbollah and a young girl.

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You’re a nepo billionaire with a social media empire & government military contracts. You *are* the machine, you stupid cunt.
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