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ALT 1/4 what i want from a file transfer service a fictional website called epictransfers.gay is open on a browser and a phone, a file called xbox.zip is being sent at a speed of 32MB/s, using ultra p2p encryption transfer. at the bottom of the page there is a share link.

ALT 2/4 what i don't want from a file transfer service three browser windows with fictional file-transfer websites are open. the first one is slow, showing a speed of 0.94MB/s. the second one has an annoying ad for "best video converter app for mac os x" as well as a label that says "we're fowarding ur unencrypted file through our server LMAO". the third one has a dialog box that says "lmao sorry", "ur file is like over 4gb or something and we’re an open source project that was bought out by some random company so maybe to transfer this file try this instead: lemonwire.gov.uk"

ALT 3/4 what i don't want to do, just to transfer files there are multiple conversations between my little pony characters. conversation 1: lyra: hello pls add me to ur tailscale ssh so i can just rsync scp this file to u rainbow: wtf is a tailscale lyra: oh just download magic snakehole and send me ur code rainbow: bro what lyra: whats ur ftp server? rainbow: python -m http.server lyra: look i just want the movie file wtf conversation 2: lyra: okay so just open ur torrent client and click create torrent twilight: um okay done lyra: okay now share with me the magnet link twilight: okay here magnet:gjhajsdhf lyra: okay i added it but its not working, what are is ur ip and port twilight: where do i see my port lyra: okay so enable dht and then check ur router settings and firewall mkay twilight: okay done lyra: hm still doesnt work do you have a syncthing? note: i hit the alt text limit, will cont. on next image

ALT previous image alt text continued: conv 3: rarity: darling, just air drop it to my ibook pro lyra: i have an eeepc fym air drop it to you??? rarity: ew lyra: sorry. conv 4: lyra: so um lets just use opentransfer.drop moondancer: its dowm lyra: hm well we can just use github.com/opentransfer moon: fine okay lemme set it up moon: okay they have a docker nice moon: okay its downloading deps moon: okay it is running now moon: lemme set up a https tunnel moon: okay try opentrans.moondancer.gay lyra: doesnt work for me moon: oh right i need to fix my rules moon: okay try now lyra: okay it opens nice, but uh it gets stuck at 0% moon: okay uh i fixed the websocket proxy pass try again lyra: oh hey it works now 4/4 no double-transfers they work but take twice as long as they should and often allow the “download” to start only once the “upload” is fully finished the graphic shows lyra and bonbon transfering files through various means: - google drive - discord chat - usb drive