🇲🇽 Digital albañil. Trip-hop. NuPhy keys. Café con leche at -20°C. Open source maintainer

Montréal, Québec
Joined April 2009
#CMS are dead. I've been thinking for a while that dynamic CMS pages were deprecated a long time ago. We spent several hours as developers trying to make every website piece dynamic, naively thinking the end user would actually use all of it.
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LOL me acuerdo cuando me tocó ser presidente de casilla y me hicé una nota en pseudocódigo para acordarme del proceso
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me alegra informarles que, después de vivir mi propia Odisea con Apple por un mes... YA ESTÁ DISPONIBLE GYM WIGAS EN LA APPSTORE.
estos últimos dias he estado trabajando en un juego de box para gymwigas.app. podrás pelear con cualquier miembro de la comunidad en vivo. apenas los tarados de @Apple me aprueben la app, subo el contenido que preparé para este launch.
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Jamás he visto código generado por IA peor que algunas de las barbaridades que he encontrado en década y media como desarrollador. Quizá los humanos nunca fuimos tan buenos programando como creíamos.
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When the bicycle is a convenient tool to get around, a little rain doesn't stop you because you're not made of sugar.
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Gabriel Iglesias was on Ozempic for about five months. His description is the most honest one I’ve heard. It worked almost too well. He’d look at food and feel nothing, not disgust, just “I’m good.” The weight came off. But he watched his shoulders disappear with it. A strong guy, losing the strength he was proud of. Add the constant nausea, and he quit. The moment he stopped, 20 pounds came back almost immediately. And here’s the twist: years earlier, he says Ozempic offered him a million-dollar deal to be the face of the brand. He turned it down. That’s the part nobody puts in the commercial. The drug turns off your hunger. It doesn’t protect your muscle, and it doesn’t fix whatever was driving the eating in the first place.
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2026 Agent first development > Mobile first development
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O como diría @danieloso la ley de la herradura
the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work
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the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work
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hacktoberfest is crazy this year
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Las SmarTV son el diablo.
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners. Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads. Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was. Got a root shell. then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems. This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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Caldo de queso?
A veces, solo necesitamos una sopita y la vida mejora, ¿siono? 🍲🧀✨ #sopas #comida #cultura #pictoline
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Me: Paying off all my credit cards Credit Bureaus:
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Since developers aren’t coding anymore, their new job is to rotate secrets every single fucking day
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Vean el lado bueno la contraloría de CDMX está usando PHP 8.0 De verdad @PPmerino échale un ojo, todos los sitios de la secretaría de finanzas de CDMX también corren en PHP, pagos de tenencia, predial etc... #php2shell
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Los JUDs sindicalizados manejando la infra de #CDMX en este momento. #PHP
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Recap por si te lo perdiste: > RCE crítico en PHP > RCE en Node.js (Brotli) > Railway hackeado > GitLab: CVSS 10.0 > LiteLLM comprometido (otra vez) > PingCAP/TiDB Cloud hackeado > GoDaddy revoca 400k certificados > eMudhra: llaves de CA comprometidas Todo en ~72 horas.
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Bro, it's over I will never purchase this thing again having things like @SwiftVM
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Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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