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script kitty | chill techie with an OffSec penchant | not l337 | CRTL, OSCP, CISSP, etc. | opinions my own or from /dev/random | he/him/=^_^=

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Joined August 2011
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pov: your cybersecurity team securing your ai slop workloads
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Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me:
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here's where we are on the AI panic scale
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Our CEO called me in a rage because his Zoom calls kept dropping. He said his video was freezing every 15 seconds and asked if we were under a DDoS attack. We weren't under a DDoS attack. I was manually throttling the executive Wi-Fi network down to 128 kilobits per second. I told him we were suffering from acute packet fragmentation due to an outdated routing table. I explained that the incoming data packets were colliding in the local cache and tearing each other apart. He asked how long it would take to rebuild the routing table. I told him the only way to stop the fragmentation was to authorize my pending $85K budget request for a new fiber-optic firewall. That request had been sitting on his desk for 3 weeks. He pulled it up on his iPad and signed it while still on the phone with me. The second the DocuSign email hit my inbox, I removed the bandwidth cap. His Zoom feed instantly snapped into pristine 4K resolution. He audibly gasped and told me I was an absolute miracle worker. I told him I had to manually reroute the packet streams through a secure secondary tunnel. I used the phrase "dynamic latency overriding." He sent an email to the entire company praising the IT department for our rapid crisis response. The new firewall budget is actually going to be used to build a private Classic server for my World of Warcraft guild. I don't solve problems. I manufacture minor technological hostage situations. Bandwidth is just leverage.
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Replying to @C5pider @RWXstoned
there is also this list i have saved a while ago where the diff between wininet and winhttp is explained: wininet + proxy -> needs a valid domain user’s token. wininet + SYSTEM -> Bad wininet + service -> bad wininet -> harder to implement verification wininet -> socks4 winhttp + service -> good winhttp + system -> good winhttp + proxy -> HTTP/1.0 proxy issues winhttp -> impersonation support winhttp -> supports kerberos ? Sources: - learn.microsoft.com/en-us/wi… - cobaltstrike.com/blog/talk-t… - docs.metasploit.com/docs/usi… - learn.microsoft.com/en-us/wi… - learn.microsoft.com/en-us/wi…
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i will be engaging in orange cat behavior today. no, i will not elaborate.
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After a really long time only focused on manual web security stuff, almost everything has started to feel like a QA checklist. There are definitely people doing novel research and dropping crazy bugs, but I think a lot of the big stepping stones require people to build really in-depth stuff (like @CharlieEriksen with @WeaselJs). When people talk about burnout, I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that there really isn’t a good narrative to tell yourself after becoming reasonably competent and working for a few years on the hands-on hacking part of security. Let me pick out a team of 3 people and I guarantee you that we could hack pretty much any non-hyper secured target in just a few weeks. Knowing this, it’s a lot less honest to put out work like “we hacked X company” because it’s surprising to no-one who actually does this stuff. It’s getting harder, sure, but it’s still beating the same drum. I think the collective work of everyone in the bug bounty/pentesting game has definitely massively improved security, but as an individual you just aren’t able to report enough individual vulnerabilities to feel good about the work at a sense of purpose level. For that reason, I really think the hacking-adjacent stuff is what really becomes important after being in the weeds for so long. I have really enjoyed seeing my friends start companies, big projects, or switch into roles with more responsibility. If you are feeling kind of burnt out with the everyday hacking, I think it’s important to explore the alternatives. This maybe isn’t super novel and it mirrors how everyone does normal job stuff, but I was stuck in this pit for a better part of this year and think maybe it could help someone. A lot of these thoughts are similar to @gf_256’s Phrack article from earlier this year.
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Agree with Justin. Generally, there is a misconception if I get the cert then I should get the job. Training should supplement an existing experience and enable you to think further and develop yourself not to replace experience or used as a promotion tool.
All of the red team courses these days, I do wonder if people are being set up for failure. It’s rarely, if ever, an entry level job and continues to become more and more about development/research as the rate at which EDR and other defensive techniques iterate is much quicker than ever before. There are several routes to buying evasive tooling, implants, and other research, but that won’t completely plug the development/research gap long term.
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All of the red team courses these days, I do wonder if people are being set up for failure. It’s rarely, if ever, an entry level job and continues to become more and more about development/research as the rate at which EDR and other defensive techniques iterate is much quicker than ever before. There are several routes to buying evasive tooling, implants, and other research, but that won’t completely plug the development/research gap long term.
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You don’t FIND exploits. You build them. You FIND vulnerabilities and exploit them. As an exploit developer that has failed to exploit lots of bugs that look good, the distinction is important 😭
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I am giving away 1 seat each for our upcoming bootcamps. Azure Cloud Attacks (CARTP) - 3rd Feb (9:00 AM ET) Active Directory Attacks (CRTP) - 4th Feb (9:00 AM ET) Please Reply, Like and Repost to participate. The winners will be announced on Friday 2nd Feb 2024. alteredsecurity.com/bootcamp… #Azure #Redteam #Pentesting
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what do you want to do professionally in 2024? i would like to keep working toward a career in leadership, as one day i'd like to move into a CISO role. going to work on keeping my technical skills sharp, but also beginning to hone my people-leading and strategic skills.
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The next cohort of "The Bug Hunter's Methodology Live" will be: US: March 2nd-3rd EU: March 9th-10th tbhmlive.com Repost, like, and reply for a chance at a free seat! New in v2.5 - More Burp, more JS analysis, more IDOR/MFLAC!
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I have some unsolicited advice: If you are in your 30s and you are thinking about having a family, do it now. Don't wait. You will wake up one day and be old and it will be too late. Make it happen. If you don't, I promise you, you will have regrets. Get out there, find your someone, make it happen. Most people are good people. You will never find anyone who checks all your boxes on your wish list, but focus on these things: - similar foundational beliefs - similar interests - communication - commitment - someone who wants a life partner, not a love of their life. People confuse love with passion and lust. They are very much not the same. Learn to forgive people. Learn to accept people. Don't make the mistakes I made. I wish I had someone to tell me this 10 years ago.
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For all the people that said “what about the new Outlook”
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a raccoon catching snowflakes! 🦝
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That feeling when you type your password into a field and press enter, then realize you hadn't clicked in the field so you have to quickly check you hadn't just typed it into the Discord window open on your other monitor.
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post-holiday mood
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