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MD

@inkman_

laid back, dexterous, collector of random facts, addicted to the news, can walk for hours, but can't talk for hours, master procrastinator, road trip ready

 Witney, Oxfordshire
Joined May 2010
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Go on - send an anonymous postcard to someone today.
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I just needed to know
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Chill out! It’s only Coldplay
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There’s a homeware / kitchenware / glassware shop in Sion or Matunga that’s really popular. Can anyone help me find it please? 🙏🏽 Thank you
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Replying to @ViCustomerCare
@ViCustomerCare I’ve been waiting 72 hours for a simple SIM reactivation. Why are you struggling with such a basic request? I’ve now been asked to wait another 48 hours.
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Show me your recent search history...
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Besan ka Chilla is sooo underrated. You’ve had paneer chilli and chicken chilli, but chilla chilli is a riot!
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A DIY voodoo kit: YouDoo I’m here all week
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Majboori ka naam frozen seekh kebabs
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English title: An afternoon in Paris. Marathi equivalent: Du Paris I’m here all week
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Beware the idea of March Caesar (Salad Kit)
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It’s okay By the way I’m not yours to throw away
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Sunoh sunoh aey duniyawaalon
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@poetastrologers18 Apr 2023
If you want to feel alive date an Aquarius
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Aspirational greeting styles- In my 20s: Bond. James Bond. In my 40s: Trophobic. Claus Trophobic.
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Wtf - I never asked you that question!
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.@thatbongette says it’s a very hot look 🥵
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Who remembers “corn, kuku, kodi, kadi, Kapasi!” ?
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I’m secretly worried that this is the ONE time it was a genuine message.
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*match* She: 👋🏼 Me: 👋🏼, ☕️? *3 days of silence* Me: 🤔, 🍺? *unmatch* I want to turn this into a short-film titled “3 Days of Silence”
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