Please stop calling out to me when you are extremely angry and need something to hate. I cannot hear your words but I know you are saying them. It disrupts my beauty sleep.

Do you think I could pull off a werewolf cosplay this Halloween… I think having an excuse to wear baggy clothes is enough for me.

I wish there was more space in my confines. It is painful to feel my scales scrape against the energy barriers.

Meow.

I hate myself too.

Sometimes I can see visions of the mortal realm. More often than not it is of the same Inphernals over and over. Today was different. It was a very angry teal-horned Inphernal. Never have I ever seen such hatred in mortal eyes.

That is a concerningly large number of wranglers following me now. Uh oh.

So large. Oh so rotund!

How mean! It seems I have been blocked! It’s a shame they will not see my hilariously sarcastic posts anymore…

There is a concerning amount of Lost Templians following me now. Shoo shoo. Be afraid. Ooooo I’m so scary.

I am hungry. Mmm. Barbecue.

I wonder, had I not done the things I did, would I have been a good leader? It is interesting to think about how much the commerce of the lands would have benefitted from having someone else as their king.

I miss my advisor. I especially loved to knead their soft hair. Sniff. I miss their cute tail too.

I wish my grandchildren inherited the ability to turn into dragons. It would have been fun to see them float around like a noodle.

Today I stubbed my toe. Owie.

Goodbye to my creation, the glorious walls shall only continue to flourish. To all the memories we have made in its warm iron. Long live, my Crossroads.

Today is a fine day for barbecue ribs. I think I have to- oh wait it’s raining again. Windforce I am coming for you.

Rrrppr. Napped too long.

I think more mortals should learn to grill and barbecue. It is simply a joy to feed those you love.

Good evening. I have slept for far too long. Deepest apologies. I shall make ribs as repayment.