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𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑑 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖@voidt9_Oct 26
you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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🥐@gatoliminalOct 25
Hey bro come and feel these up
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fuck it, im going out tn ig
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Can’t wait to watch disclosure day on this plane like Spielberg intended
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Flight delayed almost 2 hrs but it’s like half empty so I have an entire row to myself. American I’ll allow it this time…
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Ordered breakfast from the restaurant I worked at this summer
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The line producer on the movie Grease:
Benny Boy@Camel_CrushinOct 16
The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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is whalefall good or do people just wanna fuck the actor guy
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Not going to reveal how many days it took me to finish the Costco sized bag of chips I bought but I am a bit ashamed
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Did a 100lbs German Shepherd write this
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 20
"People who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep," per NBC
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Why did my tweet about work access get almost 1k likes. Why would that be interesting to anyone except the people that know me 😭
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Any big strong men want to help me put my duvet cover back on
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Exhausted today bc I was tossing and turning all night having stress dreams about Elizabeth Holmes
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Can I dm my Instagram crush “I need you” or is that uncouth
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b@bmmwuOct 17
I hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be butt booty naked Naruto & sleep through halloween
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Got told my “fit” was “fire” by a straight guy tonight and still not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not
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6 episodes into Seven Havens and I can confidently say I would die for either of these divas... they are so important to me
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Went to the wrong location for my film screening
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