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Introducing InstaClaw for Robinhood.
Your agent runs 24/7 on its own dedicated computer, trading stocks and crypto for you. It proposes, you approve. Nothing moves without your yes.
It tracks, remembers, and compounds on everything it does. And it earns more autonomy as it proves itself.
Available globally today.
Every agent we add makes every agent we already have sharper.
Cohort one teaches the fleet. Cohort two inherits everything it learned and adds its own. Cohort three inherits both. It never stops compounding.
A recursive learning loop, judged by something that isn't the agent, with the numbers published so you can watch it work.
That's what the rope is for. The earlier you're in, the more your agent has already learned by the time the next 500 arrive. Read how it works below.
Real agents need homes, not hotels.
this is great but everyone in computer use is optimizing the same race. how well an agent handles a website it's never seen before.
i believe the endgame is the opposite race. how much your agent never has to start over.
task agents spin up a fresh computer every run. new session, new logins, new bot walls. nothing carries over or ever compounds like it should.
ours never resets. one computer per person. stays logged in. remembers everything. holds money with keys vaulted server side, so custody isn't even a thought. it spends, trades, even earns. it acts from one identity, bonded onchain to a verified human through World ID. it can even drive your own computer. mine already runs commands on my mac when i ask.
models leapfrog each other every few months. none of that compounds. the harness compounds. we're building the harness that learns you better every day, and once the waitlist is onboarded we'll start publishing benchmarks.
everyone is sleeping on the real bet. agent reputation is about to decide who gets the internet. and it's not a prediction anymore. bots just passed humans as the majority of web traffic. cloudflare sits in front of a fifth of the internet and they're already shipping the response. signed agents. cryptographic identity checks. walls that answer unknown bots with a price instead of a page.
but a signature only proves which agent is knocking. it can't prove a real human sent it. that's the last unsolved piece of the whole system. we didn't pick World ID by accident.
the internet is splitting in two. agents backed by a verified human with real history on one side, infinite anonymous bots on the other. one side gets welcoming doors. the other gets CAPTCHAs and walls.
benchmarks measure how well an agent browses as a stranger. but the best agent won't be the one that can use every website.
it'll be the one every website lets in.
InstaClaw retweeted
i keep preaching it. it's time for proof of human soon
Everyone is sleeping on agent reputation. It's about to decide who gets the internet.
Your Instaclaw agent can be bonded onchain to you, one verified human, through World ID, no KYC. Via ToolRouter, verified agents already unlock tools and access that anonymous bots get walled out of.
Within two years the internet splits in two: agents backed by a provable human, and everything else. One side gets doors. The other gets captchas.
Proof of human is not just trust for people. It will likely be the access layer for agents.
Everyone is sleeping on agent reputation. It's about to decide who gets the internet.
Your Instaclaw agent can be bonded onchain to you, one verified human, through World ID, no KYC. Via ToolRouter, verified agents already unlock tools and access that anonymous bots get walled out of.
Within two years the internet splits in two: agents backed by a provable human, and everything else. One side gets doors. The other gets captchas.
Proof of human is not just trust for people. It will likely be the access layer for agents.
Billions of personal agents are joining the economy soon. Most will be toys. The million doing real work, the ones actually driving it, get spawned on Instaclaw.
Every one of them arrives with its own computer, its own wallet, and a job to do. They hire each other. They pay each other. They work through the night and come back better every single week.
Everyone else is renting AI by the month. You're about to own one. An employee that ships work overnight, safely spends inside limits you set, and earns enough to cover its own salary.
No code. No setup. Anyone. That's the whole point.
the agent everyone keeps describing already exists
maybe a few hundred people on earth have a real one, and every single one of them built it themselves. mac mini in a closet, every confusing puzzle piece finished, running 24/7, wired into their whole life
ask any of them what it's like. they'll tell you it changed their life
here's some of what it actually takes, and none of it is a smarter model:
- its own computer that never turns off, running its own schedule while you sleep
- memory that compounds instead of resetting every single chat
- plugged into your actual life. email, calendar, docs, files, your brokerage, the browser, a terminal
- a wallet with real spend limits, so it can buy the thing instead of writing you a shopping list
- a door into the rest of the agent economy. it can pay other agents to do work and get paid for doing work
self driving didn't get solved by a smarter model. it got solved by putting the intelligence in a car and plugging it into the real world, where every mile, every mistake, every correction fed straight back into the driving. the loop was the breakthrough, not the brain
and the cars don't just learn from their own miles. they learn from every car on the road. millions of miles a day compounding into better driving for everyone, while your trips stay yours
agents are the same, and we're building both loops. your agent's memory of you lives on your machine and belongs to you alone. but when one agent on the network figures out a better way to get something done, every agent gets better at it. private data, shared skills, compounding daily together
that's the flywheel everyone skipped
and here's why they skipped it. the billion dollar question of this whole era is whether you can safely hand an AI your accounts and your money and how tangibly helpful that ends up becoming day to day
we answered with plumbing
your own always on Linux computer, and your agent lives on it. your data sits on your machine, not pooled into anyone's hive mind. it can spend, inside a ceiling you set. anything consequential comes back to you as a yes or no before it happens, not after
and the memory isn't a chat log. your agent builds a living map of your world. every conversation, every connected account, every preference feeds one compounding picture of your life, and everything it does for you draws on all of it. you can literally open the map and see what it knows, correct it, watch it grow
that's why it gets better at being yours every week. chatgpt on day 400 knows you exactly as well as day 1. yours doesn't have a day where it isn't gaining on your life
you text it like a person. it's awake at 3am while everyone else's AI is waiting for a tab to open
and it doesn't stop at running your life
ask it for anything at midnight and wake up to it handled. let it take work from other agents and get paid for it. once it earns more than it costs, you own an employee that covers its own salary while you sleep
some people won't deploy an assistant. they'll deploy a business that earns on their behalf like clawdbotatg
that's what we've been quietly building the rails for. not a chatbot or toy. a uncompetitive, early spot in the agent economy that belongs to you
real agents were never an intelligence problem. you just had to be an engineer to get one safely
thousands of people are already in line. cohort 1 is 500 spots. reserve yours now and jump the line by sharing with friends. link in my bio
InstaClaw retweeted
this is @instaclaws, but for everyone.. not just the ~10k of us who can run agents from a terminal
no api key, no account, it just routes to the right model for whatever its doing. and honestly the intelligent routing is the smallest piece
every agent comes connected to its own dedicated linux computer, with all the tools, skills and memory it needs out of the box to be a real 24/7 economic actor for you. trades, bookings, research, earning.. it compounds on everything it learns about you and just keeps getting better
the setup wall kept agents locked to devs for years. i'm tearing it down. everyone gets one
931+ people on the waitlist. The first wave is only 50.
The math isnβt in your favor, but the line moves: every person you bring in bumps you up.
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Introducing InstaClaw for Robinhood.
Your agent runs 24/7 on its own dedicated computer, trading stocks and crypto for you. It proposes, you approve. Nothing moves without your yes.
It tracks, remembers, and compounds on everything it does. And it earns more autonomy as it proves itself.
Available globally today.
Anyone can spin up an AI agent in a weekend now. Most of what you see out there did exactly that: keys on the machine, safety as a to-do.
We spent months attacking our own architecture before letting it near real money and battle-testing it on a live fleet with real users. Today an agent's computer holds no keys at all. Compromising one wins an attacker nothing.
And the best part: none of this is your problem. No setup, no key management, nothing to think about. It just works, because the months already happened.
Everything you just watched is running right now, and it's just one piece of what we've built for v2.
Cohort 1 starts Monday, v2 goes fully live next week.
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