professional jackass

Joined December 2023
I’m a 27 year old guy and I only own 1 pair of jeans
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How do you follow a dream. How do you even think of one
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Billions must die, millions must suffer
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Replying to @interestingmids
I was 3 years sober. Drank for 2 days, now im 5 months. 20 years or 20 hours, everyone is 1 step away from restarting. The number is to keep track, but it holds no weight. Only what you do today matters for tomorrow. Good luck, god speed.
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I do my best to shoot the bullshit
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Relapsed this week after being sober for almost 6 months. This time we try even harder
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I have like a chip or two than I can count on
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Throwback to when I lost my Juul charger and made The Contraption
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What if every bombaclat was twice as loud as the last?
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They're dipping my balls in hot tar and then throwing feathers at em
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No babe I’m totally not in a unicorn costume chopping up lines of ket
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