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luke [from online]

@internetluke

Inventor. Visionary. !!! Vine Superstar and Google Founder

 Minnesota
Joined July 2011
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[God looking at a pug dog for the first time] what the fuck did you humans do with my bad ass wolf I gave you?
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When you are a literal piece of shit
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If somebody told me in 2020 we will experience WW3, mass fires in Australia and a massive global virus pandemic. I would have said Carole Baskins killed her husband in 1997 and fed his body to the tigers
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Me (blowing bubbles through a straw to demonstrate how I mix cocktails): so did I get the position?
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luke [from online]@internetluke22 Jan 2015
[sees a zebra for the first time] What's up with that horse? [sees a giraffe for the first time] Okay, what the hell is going on today?
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jake aka Yawn Bon Jovi@LakeJosen18 Jan 2018
Coworker: well I did it, I had “the talk” with my son last night. Me: whoa, the sex talk huh? Coworker: hell no, the “don’t eat laundry detergent talk”
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"Hey YouTube! It's me luke" I say to nobody as I lay in bed. "Be sure to like and subscribe for more content" I say again to nobody, rolling over.
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I'm back on Twitter and I still don't even like @EJGomez
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Mom: just act fancy. Girls like when a guy is fancy and classy *Later on date* Me: I eat fancy feast
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Net neutrality may be gone but legally anybody can still Photoshop a poop emoji on Ajit Pai's head
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LPT: If you still want to view the eclipse but don't have the proper viewing glasses you can just use a pair of binoculars!
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*literally anything bad happens* News: millennials I tell ya.
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Oh. Okay this all makes sense now. Everybody's actions were justified. Open and shut case. teapawt.net/courierjournal/status/…
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#BREAKING David Dao, the Elizabethtown doctor yanked from the United flight, has a troubled past in Kentucky cjky.it/2p176Zy
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"We are sorry you're upset!" United Airlines CEO
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Tips for a successful airline company: 1970: allow smoking 1990: leg room 2010: cheap air fair 2017: not knock out your customers
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bita🌸@Voldemorts_Lord22 Mar 2017
came across a little canadian twitter drama tonight
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Emmy Blotnick@emmyblotnick8 Oct 2015
Fun game: refer to it clunkily as "man-explaining" until a guy snaps and corrects you
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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin5 Mar 2017
me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
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