the real slime shady

Found this in my drafts, not sure where the thought was going

This movie being filmed outside my parents house is weird bc like that’s the blue bush I drive past when i pull in the driveway

The people that go on love is blind but clearly aren’t ready to get married should be penalized like that’s the whole point

I HATE when i go to bed and forget to grab my iPad!!!!

No bc i literally HATE to see you lying there in ur Superman skivvies :(

It’s literally because you have to point out their religion. Screaming kids are annoying, needing to profile them is what “gets you in trouble” are you dumb?

Mayor of NY says he wants Jews to be safe. The ugliest llama you’ve ever seen:

I never get headaches but I’ve had a horrible migraine for days literally all i can think of doing is smashing my head really hard on a table rn idk what to do

Me driving past McDonald’s and not getting a large fry with extra salt just because

Btw it’s also weird as fuck to blame an entire country and its population for the actions of it’s government and thinking no one deserves to live bc of things out of their control, even weirder that the only country that gets this treatment is the only Jewish country in the world

Recently watched rango and now i decide if i like a movie based on how it compares to rango

I got an engineering degree then worked in the field and hated it, now I’m teaching it and I’m just realizing i hate engineering

I made a peanut butter and hot cocoa powder sandwich and it is slapping really hard

We spent 20 minutes talking about Dolly Parton in synagogue last night. My Rabbi read a list of all of her philanthropic endeavors, and we said a prayer #ShabbatShalom

Ah yes my favorite reality show, iCarly

My neighbors showing up in Sulani when they accidentally made too much food

God if your real make this @ChesterCheetah truck flip over on the ferry and have it be full of flaming hot Cheetos

One time a student turned to the class and went l feel like you can’t tell when a teacher has no plans but i just know Mrs K is booked and busy.”

Once for my birthday, my husband got me a full body massage and the masseuse touched my neck. She goes “no full body. I’m working this” and she fucking massage the left side of my neck for an hour and a half.