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Foid. Software Dev. Noticer. Shitposter. Elf supremacist. OL IRL. Meme Thief. Haver of two amazing tits. Knower of blessed numbers. 🇺🇸

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Joined May 2009
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RT if Ilhan Omar should be censured and removed from office immediately!
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everyone so sorry….
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When you mix an incel, a pervert, a homophobe, and a misogynist into one and call it "progressive."
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Imagine chilling in the savannah with your buddies and an evan loves worf tweet rolls by
BBC’s “dung heap” robot cams prove disguise beats zoom for wildlife film.
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100% accurate depiction of Turning Point 4 (i'm not joking)
The Weird Al Show: Al Gets Robbed (S1E13) 1997 / US TV- CBS / Peyton Reed 💪🐹sound on🐹💪
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Fuck the goon police. p.s. report this all you want - I'll just post another to get around the content warning, and pin it. I'm going to make sure there's no time at which you won't see a naked anime girl when you click on my profile.
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Hmmmm. Both undyeable. Which one to toss?
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Replying to @Nero
BREAKING: Illegal alien Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by ICE. I was the first person to report on the fact that Milo was in the US illegally where he incited violence against President Trump and worked for Marjorie Traitor Greene. Recently, Candace Owens invited this illegal alien into her home. When Milo called for me to be assassinated, I reported him to ICE and the FBI. I told you all that Milo was an illegal alien. He was detained in Louisiana by @ICEgov. Milo is going to be deported back to the UK where he can live among the Muslims he has recently chosen to embrace. Today is a great day for America.
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I know Quentin Tarantino was jealous as fuck watching this
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You know... normally I would 100% support people's right to say nigger and faggot. But... The Red Empire deserves to suffer for what they did to Nightman. I hope they're hunted down and killed on sight forever. ...in WoW. And I hope Papiputinn never knows another waking moment of peace or joy. ...in real life.
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Another day, another person unfollowed for retweeting Ralph.
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Replying to @vxylily
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actually, allow me to amend this diagram, two years after the fact.
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Gonna be as racist as I possibly can today, and here's a good start.
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Kafkaesque: I have a crystal, but I don't have a dick, therefore I can't jack off with you, and I'll never give my crystal to any of your bros.
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Good afternoon, nerds. I took the battery out of my smoke detector and let it chirp once for Juneteenth. I then put in a fresh battery.
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Os Estados Unidos nunca serão mais os mesmos!
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We be playin’ a little Freakyvania
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