Now here I am 7 months pregnant and ready to get thrown back into the ocean.

Today two colleagues said to me ‘we were just wondering if you’ve got fat or your pregnant?’ Can we normalise NOT asking people about their body shape? (The answer is I got fat fyi)

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Imagine working yourself into the ground and seeing your colleagues burn out on the daily only for people like this to exist.

Please can @PapaJohnsUK issue a statement as to why they changed the special garlic dip? The people deserve answers.

I’m really interested to know how two coffee tables can ‘go missing’ any ideas @Hermesparcels?

I haven’t watched a single football game, I don’t plan to watch tonight either unless it’s just gonna be 90 minutes of Grealish footage.

My last shift on Bergholt is done (for a little while!) I couldn’t be prouder to be part of the best ever team

Today is my last day in my current job (for a while, anyway). I’m sad, excited and terrified all at once!

I thought I didn’t care about lockdown. This evening I walked through town and saw everyone enjoying themselves in the sun and suddenly I’m grateful for more normality

Me: I’m financially embarrassed Also me: buys a holographic rain coat just as the weather starts getting summer.

Why does this look like Jake @abimckenna1

No one makes mugs out of AC-12 but boy they sure made mugs of the whole country. #LineOfDuty

I am not emotionally stable enough to be watching Prince Phillip’s funeral.

Today I’m playing a game off ‘how many times can I get my boyfriend to call me from work cause I’ve fucked up some DIY’

After all the anxiety and excitement of weekend, my brain is totally frazzled and about to shut down.

Oh I’m a homeowner again.

I’ve been crying about Prince Philip all day (I’m very emotional today anyway) but even if you don’t care about the Royal family, please remember that he was someone’s husband, father, grandfather. Everyone is loved by someone and everyone has people. Be nice!❤️