Felicity Kidd

Ah, Prime, you've caught me vulnerable... in my berth.. where there's mood lighting.. and a convenient trail of roses leading to me.

Hi! I want you, babe💕 Find me here- goo.gl/HhhlPx

May my 69th follower be another Optimus Prime.

[Bumblebee voice] What would Prime do? [Prime voice] Not what you're doing, that's for fucking sure.

Friendly reminder RiD Bumblebee blew up a Con in front of a group of non-aligned individuals that were already pissed about Autobot rule.

[Hasbro voice] Did you guys know we're making Bumblebee the main protag in the next series?

The plot and point of Predacons Rising was literally just: "Wow, Bumblebee this." "Wow, Bumblebee that."

Be prepared for a wave of jokes criticizing Predacons Rising/Bumblebee because I heavily dislike Predacons rising.

Look I know I'm an asshole, but Bumblebee tried to tell Predaking a stick was the Immobilizer.

Whoooooo is that mech I see/ Staring straight back at me/ When will my- oh hey I'm looking good today.

Stop pony jokes 2k14

Oh silly Autobots, I've never not been homo.

Prewar Megatronus/Orion sparkling more like Call life alert.

What if Orion and I had had a sparkling prewar or some scrap, would that be fragged up or what?

[Carries sparklings around in shoulder spikes] Incredible.

Who lets a sparkling use twitter????

Remember don't use cryptic emails for important logins like your main tumblr. Forgetting them will result in stress and tears. //

Prime are you the matrix of leadership, because I want you inside me.

I am a giant, gay, robot warlord from space why is this "God is Love" twitter following me?

[Lays on berth dramatically] Who will ever come to love a mech like me?