Sal

⠀ 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ⠀𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘰 𝘴𝘰... 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 ~ ! ⠀

I am five days old

*Hums and sets off one fire cracker.*

… ah?

NOOOO!! I DON WANNAA!!!!! *Crying like the son in a father to son talk if the son was a toddler or a broken grown man.*

…. oh. A son? Haha, cute <3 I bet he looks just like you. Haha. …ha…

YOU CAN’T HAVE HER!!! *clutching the picture and hissing*

…Great! *An awkward silence.* ….Got any plans?

I’ve been doing great! Just great. Very. Very great. Wonderfully great. … And you~?

Assert your sal dominance

Haha… well. It .. happens!! Haha ~ *coughs*

Kelp you.

… What’s wrong, Wadda? *Hiding. The frame behind his back. * Are you okay?

Oh sure. You picked out a new name?

…. oh! Wadda ~ Haha, so. Pleasant to see you here.

Okay. Syakesan.

Spit it out, Sal.

Princess Mikotsu was the first princess to ban firearms. Really makes you wonder why all those “peace loving” blue sea citizens chose Uomi, huh?

Since WHEN were we allowed to have guns.

Trauma, man.

Oh Wadanohara we’re really in it now ~ *pets a picture frame of wadanohara*