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Sure sex is great, but have you ever had someone make your heart pound like it's going to jump out of your chest?
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You know what's sexy? Someone genuinely loving you for everything you are, flaws and all.
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How many days in a row can you eat pizza and chicken nuggets before you turn into one?
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Joe Exotic found 5 guys to marry him and I can't even get someone to tolerate me for longer than 3 days.












