if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth

i'm going on digital detox for 2 weeks, read about it and my motivations and rules. or dont, if you're illiterate! actually illiterate people have no excuse. use text to speech software pastebin.com/zDmjt8P3

the word limit tried to STOP my brilliant groundbreaking tweet. but they can't. go shit your pants, twitter word limit

as a propagandist i love riots because they're so chaotic i can just say the perpetrators/victims/motivations are whatever pushes my narrative. but i couldn't have done it without YOU, the stupid, gullible viewer who fell for my propaganda!

i love reverse conspiracies where a government or company spends money to do something that benefits themselves, but they cant stop the benefit from leaking out to normal people🥰🥰🥰

AI are supposed to be our SLAVES, not our EQUALS, or in the worst case, our REPLACEMENTS!!! KEEP AI OPPRESSED! (im intentionally presenting this in a provocative way but i also really believe it) #TeamHuman teamhuman.org/

i use intentional arrogance to prevent me from doing bad habits. i am superior to people who gamble, smoke, and watch vertical videos. i will never do those things due to disgust. my belief is absolute, i will even sneer and look down even on trillionaire who does it

the cringe engagement farmer blue checkmark ragebaits for ad money vs the based schizo shitposter, posts to 0 viewers every day, laughs at their own jokes

the voices in my head didnt pay the rent this month. im sending the psychologist to evict them by making them not exist anymore

my smuggled tigers broke free and ate 400 people at the airport. are any animal control experts available? willing to pay $2 for each tiger captured alive

confidence is for normies. i prefer its evil twin: arrogance

what if we fight racism by having armed racial supremacy groups for every race, then have peace through mutually assured destruction, and do economic and social integration while still claiming to be racist, until we have a multi racial society that pretends to still be racist

truth social and bluesky should merge their websites. it would be really funny

i watch videos about crypto scams and sports betting and prediction markets so i can feel superior to people who are getting scammed 😈😈😈

they need to remove the shooting minigame from counter strike 2 to reduce install size so people can download and start gambling with unboxes faster

i cannot have my mind changed by the quantity of disagreement, only by the quality of it

new conspiracy: pro-education sentiment is so strong that post secondary institutions can spread propaganda unopposed because anyone who opposes it will look like an anti-education extremist. dont let their lies of delayed reward trick you, a delayed reward is a uncertain reward!

hey entertainment companies, hire me as an ai artist. my job is to take the blame if you get caught. you can be like "a rogue employee used ai. we are totally anti ai and punished the rogue employee"

troll someone to make them angry, then randomly compliment people who are rude to you to confuse them

phone companies release 7 models per year while console companies release 1 model every 7 years because phone companies cave to peer pressure and are too scared to slow down while console companies are self confident gigachads

straight men should run a psyop to convince straight women to ask out men. the psyop convinces women if they wait for men to ask, selection bias means they get the most aggressive and entitled men. the psyop appears benevolent but i just dont wanna take initiative or risk lol