Fuck sake theres more chance of Madeleine McCann coming home at this rate #ENGDRC
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As a person who lotions my whole body after every shower, I wish there was a way for me to just dip myself in my lotion and be done with it lmao
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Probably the most disgusting, manipulative, misogynistic boys this season of Love Island, vile
Some men are so funny, Iβm on a busy train and a lady needed to fold down a buggy so asked this lad next to her to hold her child for a sec and he looked genuinely terrified
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Davide:βWhat you expect me in four days to marry youβ Ekin su: #loveisland
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Ekin Su thee best contestants to ever enter love island. From rattling the girls, crawling around the villa, eating noodles like sheβs in Disney, hyping up bombshells and taking Davide back. She runs the villa and has carried this season. I donβt know whoβs better. #loveisland
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Im afraid we'll never get another one like her. The bombshell of all bombshells #LoveIsland
My air bnb host left me a review, wonder if he mentioned the after party i hosted on the building rooftop terrace from 8am til 1pm
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My bank card got stuck in the @sainsburys card machine & I asked @MitieSecurity security guard if he could show me who the manager was. He proceeded to be rude for no reason and threaten to βsmash my face inβ because I asked him why his tone and attitude towards me was so rude.
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It's true that we all have 24 hours each day, but each person has different pressures. In Queer Eye, Bobby has 24 hours to renovate a 5 bedroom house. Antoni has 24 hours to throw together a cute lil salad.
















