@itsmarcusryan

UNESCO Dual pilgrim. Comedian. Storyteller. Performed in 6 continents. 60+ countries. Next: Pakistan📍 Subscribe to my mailing list for tour dates. Or don't.

 Melbourne
itsmarcusryan.com/
Joined May 2010
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Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryanOct 23
🇦🇺السلام علیکم 🇵🇰 Assalamu alaikum! Excited to try the local food when I visit #Karachi to perform comedy this Nov 7th with @KavinJay & @uranarana What is your favourite Pakistani dish I should try? 🤔 Tickets on sale now. Jald Milenge جلد ملیں گے 🙂 #standupcomedy #pakistan
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Marcus Ryan retweeted
Marcus Ryan@itsmarcusryanOct 25
Phillip Island @MotoGP is no more. Quick sale. Everything must go! 😬 #phillipisland #motogp #southgippsland #gippsland #comedy #basscoast
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Marcus Ryan retweeted
News to Remember
@allchronology23h
I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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Phillip Island @MotoGP is no more. Quick sale. Everything must go! 😬 #phillipisland #motogp #southgippsland #gippsland #comedy #basscoast
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🇦🇺السلام علیکم 🇵🇰 Assalamu alaikum! Excited to try the local food when I visit #Karachi to perform comedy this Nov 7th with @KavinJay & @uranarana What is your favourite Pakistani dish I should try? 🤔 Tickets on sale now. Jald Milenge جلد ملیں گے 🙂 #standupcomedy #pakistan
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Pretty wild video. And ai would also have you believe this guy is Asian, but it's actually an Indian woman doing an impression. (jk)
Vatnik Soup
@vatniksoupOct 21
Eventually, all of us will be fooled by AI.
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Only if you promise you stay there.
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 8
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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Call me crazy but isn't the @sebastiancomedy saga pretty much a repeat of what happened with @howiemandel @JFL_TORONTO & @siriusxmcanada back in 2019? 🤨 I think @SIRIUSXM might be the underlying problem here. 🤷‍♂️
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A 2 part story. From Seoul to Moorabbin! Come catch the show Friday night with @dave_thorno Loev, Moorabbin. 🤩
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Marcus Ryan retweeted
Ryan Rozbiani
@RyanRozbianiOct 6
Iran’s SNN made a parody movie of the FlyDubai Flight Oh boy…
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Kinda funny and fitting to see that @SebastianComedy 2025 tour was called 'It Ain't Right.' Hopefully the next tour is called, 'Oopsy! Sorry, I made it right again'.
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It's a meta statement from @McDonalds on how nutrition has disappeared from their food ingredients and thus anyone who eats the food are slowly losing colour and dying inside. Brilliant self reflection. 👏🤡
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@NexiraluvOct 3
I want someone to explain to me why the colors disappeared
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Oh good news, Don is leaving the White House?
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 3
The days of fraudsters stealing from the American people are over.
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Posted from Twitter.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 4
No more AI SI It’s better
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Really? A plumber?! 🙄 This flydubai hijacking incident is a load of propellerganda! The story takes a bigger nosedive than the plane did. 💩🚽🪠 #flydubai #plumbers #israel #netanyahu #plumberlife #fakenews #FREEPALESTİNE 🍉
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Apart from other obvious holes in the story, the Flydubai hijacking was clearly fake. Here's why: You mean to say we're meant to believe that a plumber saved the day?! 🙄 We all know he would have stood around with a cup of tea, scratching his chin, ajust his pants and say; 1/2
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"oh gee, big job, short notice call out, at altitude, without my tools, yep, double time, pretty messy, gonna cost triple what I quoted - unless of course... you're paying cash... and anyway, got a fair bit on, I won't be able to land the plane til maybe next Tuesday..." 😂 2/2
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Some are saying the Flydubai plane incident is just a bunch of propellerganda! 😬 #flydubai
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I just have one thing to say to anyone who says the FlyDubai incident was fake... you can't spell Israel without IS REAL! 🙃 🙄 #flydubai #freepalestine
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Most TV is just this now.
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