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As Hemingway said, “I wonder what this gun tastes like?” Talked about my shark obsession on national television. Nice ≠ Kind.

Twin Pines Mall
Joined February 2009
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Wise words. Let me put on my *Brad Hamilton in Fast Times hat* and suggest: “Learn It, Know It, Live It.” patreon.com/FinancialDiet/po…
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I had the best weekend with these dudes (collage is @sunnysurefireee’s handiwork)!
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some of my favourite Hitchcock quotes
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I can’t find my white collarless shirt!
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L.A. budtenders put Portland to shame every damn time I visit.
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Tim Robinson James Bond
Paul W. Downs James Bond
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Sometimes a girl just needs to sit in her car and do a sheet mask in the parking lot of a North Hollywood Target.
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thinking of #them today
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Marine Rose, a cult-favorite British Jamaican designer, will be the first woman to lead Balenciaga in its 109-year history and the second Black woman to lead a major European fashion house. thecut.com/article/who-is-ma…
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On S2 of my X-Files rewatch and how do I *bites knuckles* put this delicately? I wanna fuck Skinner.
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this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
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"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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I wish my grandfather, born in Wilkes County, Georgia in 1926, had lived long enough to see Keisha Lance-Bottoms become governor. (bc he was a racist and would’ve hated it and I would’ve laughed at him).
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everybody posting their favorite veep scenes but i have yet to see anyone share this all-timer
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dream blunt rotation (i'm the blunt)
catherine zeta-jones, monica bellucci and penelope cruz, 90's
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Oh, this man knows ball.
Anyone who wants to get in politics on any level better read it!
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Republicans lost so bad even the Corey Tower is libbing out
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film twitter people move to los angeles and tweet things like “now watching ma (2019) in 70mm”
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