@itsstephtoms

makeup guinea pig and meme lord

 Cornwall, UK
youtube.com/stephanietoms
Joined December 2010
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so, yeah 🙃 youtu.be/HAODA_LLz7g
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used to buy all the stock from woolworths and sell these from my locker at school. i'm suing you @MIUMIUofficial
grandma's done me 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@fifteenohtwo28 Sep 2024
scoobies???
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nah why is it so horrendously cold all of a sudden? like i swear the temp dropped and my body instantly went HEY TIME FOR A COLD
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thoroughly enjoying being on hold to @EE because apparently they need to confirm some of my details? just take my money for this overpriced phone lmao
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also i'm gonna try and come back to twitch/gaming by the end of the year THERE I SAID IT!!!! there's a few projects i need to tie up but I WILL BE BACK and i will create chaos on minecraft again
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i hate to be 1 of those people because it really is awful for his family...but also i'm bout to be 1 of those people lol sorry. i've literally thought for yeeears that dave grohl is fake asf - idk what it is (well, we do now i guess) but there's just some celebs with baaad juju
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like i'm just putting this out there (to my knowledge he hasn't really done anything?) but i've always had this weird feeling about tom hanks lmao. everyone loves him but i just don't trust that dude aaaaat all?
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like there's not really any evidence that makes me feel this way but i just FEEL IT ya know?? anyway i hope i'm wrong but if i'm ever right about tom hanks then i might start charging for being a bad vibe detector xxx
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i've absolutely hit peak boring adult life but BRRRRUH i am so sick of it being near impossible to call anyone these days? 😅 doctors? nope. pharmacy? nah. restraunt!? hmmm no. delivery company? think again my duuuuude.
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just walked through exeter with my gal pals all dressed up for a birthday meal and some man with his wife just says the most horrible shit about us - i turn around like ‘did that guy really just say that?’ and he gives me the middle finger?! awful insecure bald bastard get gone x
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literally so mad hahah imagine being a bully at like 60 years old to girls young enough to be your daughter
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STEPH TOMS retweeted
✧@northstardoll13 Aug 2024
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having the flu + a broken boiler is not very demure
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Most boring tweet ever but WHY is it that I can buy a VR set and travel to a whole new metaverse no problem, but when I need to do something as simple as get in touch with HMRC or my water provider they make it IMPOSSIBLE 🙃🙃
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genuinely, going back on the contraceptive pill has been one of the worst things i've ever done to myself
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i'm about 5 days off that pill now and my brain feels a lot lighter (still semi-demonic though with withdrawal symptoms) and my leg pain is almost gone. i ain't ever touching that shit again, so dangerous :(
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OBVIOUSLY not dangerous for a lot of people (ofc there are risks) and if you're on a pill that works for you then fantastic, but having not been on a pill for years i know what my brain and body is like naturally - these pills fully screwed with E V E R Y T H I N G
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Lmfaoooo this is very niche but does anyone else think Sean from #LoveIslandUK looks like a young Adam Minto aka the ex owner of Revolution makeup? I can’t unsee it and I hate it Hahahha
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Ok guys this is very real because I’m looking at various houses in various areas and if I still feel this way in a few months time then….oop
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