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Comedian, writer, snacky boy. @hipbang @BTComedy he/him

Vancouver
Joined December 2010
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Are you ready to turn your comedic dreams into reality? Introducing “Misdirect: The Nick Nemeroff Comedy Grant” aimed at emerging comedians who could receive $10,000 for their next comedy initiative! Learn more, including when applications open at academy.ca/misdirect
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That feeling when your longtime dentist finally lowers their guard and let’s lemon water have it. Just really empties the chamber. Lemonade, hot water with lemon, gin soda w lemon, it’s all too much and very personal. “DO PEOPLE KNOW THEY’RE DRINKING ACID?!”
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friend: did you like Dune? me: *screams* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAAAH! #hanszimmer
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Recording this show live for our parents and two strangers was a massive highlight of the year. Check it out Thursday at 6 PST!
Theatrum by @HipBang, recorded live from the stage in Vancouver! In the old world, they were known for audience interaction. In this new world, they have instead hired 2 strangers from Craigslist to be their audience. #TOsketchfest2021 March 25 Tickets: bit.ly/2QtFtIh
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Hit up the drive through vaccine clinics, 59+ Regina folks! Sending y’all love and safety!
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It's clear: my houseplants are having a more active year than I am.
Here's the survey! Please help us make a cool new show by sharing your sweet sweet thoughts!
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Interested in helping us out? Check out the survey here: tinyurl.com/1vd3c2ii
Hey Vancouver area people, we'd love your help making our new theatre joint. All ya have to do is take a big warm breath and do this survey we designed to be a mix of beautiful and fun! 1/2
Hello world! We are making a new theatre show with our amazing collaborator Marie Farsi, and we need your help. We are asking residents of greater Vancouver to fill out a short, beautiful, and fun survey that takes about 12 minutes.
Hey twitter, It's been too long! Hope this finds you well. Whatever that means these days ha ha! lol isn't this a tricky time what is time whatistime nothing has meaning hope ur well I missu doyoumissmesorrythisisgettinglonghopeuwellimfineimfineimfineimfineimfine xo Tom p.s. fuck
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I will definitely now attempt to acquire all of the armour and swords and all the shit in Zelda Breath of the Wild
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Hey it's me, child Tom. I love wearing flowery women's hats! In fact, I am known to throw them on specifically when I'm about to take a poo. As a child, I’ll be at @HipBang’s new show at China Cloud this Friday to Sunday at @JFLNorthWest so grab tix or your own poo hat
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conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student
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I like to think the creators of those “GOTCHA! BILLBOARDS WORK” ads on the highway are just high school jocks who got marketing diplomas.
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There’s nothing butter than great friends. @NikolasBunting
Reminder: don’t settle for lesser butters.
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We! Are! Liiiiive! Registration is NOW OPEN for all Semester 22 classes, running April 1 - 13! We're talking Intro 1 through Long Form 4, plus some great electives! Make your move and register now: blindtigercomedy.ca/classes Got q's? Email [email protected] Here we go!
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Sometimes your partner leaves for a full day while you’re pooing then returns home and you’re pooing again and you’re like this is my job please understand my work.
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TFW you’re on a tiny, rickety airplane you are certain will crash and all you can think is “I don’t want to die while my lips are this dry.”
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