How I'd like you all to welcome me back on... X. So here's to a happy Xmas to all my new followers, there be much, much more of this in 2024. #MerryChristmas #nsfw #sexy #ass #hands #fishnets #stocking #stockingfiller 👀
Inspired by @soapachu's fine work, I have come up with a 'people as doggies' series. Here's a 🧵 of me as a variety of #australiansheperd doggos. #dog #doggo #doglovers #doge
1. Adventurous
I ♥️ U(CL) - Can't wait to be back for my postgrad @ucl. #UCL #London #universitylife – at London, England
Yeah, that is *not* helpful. Can @Apple, @Google, @Samsung, and @mozilla sort this out already? Let's have One Emoji Standard to rule them all. Thanks @howtogeek and to @Emojipedia for helping with this emoji mess. #apple #ios #google #android #sortitoutplskthnx
Tastes like the Cookie Monster's shower run-off, and not in a good way. Also looks like it. Sorry @DrinkTaurus @AldiUK #aldi #taurus #productreview
Got gaslit by a nasty piece of shirt in @mariecurieuk's yesterday. 😱 #charityshopfinds #gaslighting #puns
D'you think they'll ever fix this, or should I just change my name to PATIENT_NAME? @Swiftqueue #nhs #programmerhumour #coding #error
Aw, thanks @Swiftqueue, will do. I found it amusing more than anything, but appreciate the reply.
Video of me playing @theblackkeys. (See what I did there?) Brilliant gig at @Islington_AH tonight. Love these guys. #theblackkeys #london #puns
Played by @TaikaWaititi, clearly.
#putin #RussiaUkraineWar #taikawaititi #SideChatShow – at London, England















