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Ivan m. King

@ivanmking

I watch movies and drink beer, which covers 90% of my day. The movies need to be strong and the beer needs to star Jennifer Lawrence. Wait, what?

 Los Angeles
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Joined March 2013
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I'm tolerant with most things. But having a misleading happy hour? Fuck u. And I wish the utmost intestinal distress on you and your family
I wonder if there are any cats on the internet today...
I will see your taking my favorite seat at starbucks, and raise you TWO MIDDLE FINGERS
Is there such as thing as a werewolf, but for coffee? Cause I think I'm him
It's Monday. Just keep calm and play Pokemon
@LisztElles i respect science, which is why I'm not gonna make a dirty joke out of this
@j_rabbit1434 @megs_842 don't do it you'll be as F'ed up as I am: bit.ly/1HBBPNe
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"Soymilk Bean is people!" #ReplaceMovieLinesWithCoffee
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If your Twitter name is Edward Jizzerhands, we are instant friends.
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If I could mutate my dna to make me fart in a particular direction. I'd be satisfied
The Hobbit: The Battle of Sitting Through the First Five Hours
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#neverBeAhashtag RT @flasking: @ivanmking #IvanTheMadScientist
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right before having sex, I always like to whisper "you're going to regret this"
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oh of course there's LSD infused absinthe @flasking ladybud.com/2013/10/23/mixol…
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I'm hearing a Christmas carol sung by the Muppets. Not sure how I feel about this guys
thought you'd like to see, I just bought this yesterday @TheRealSwagtac @de_emmett
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amazing RT @conspiracyimage:
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Replying to @AlyxCullen
Makes sense that this is on Playboy. Cause I'm unsure what part of the site gave me a boner first @AlyxCullen @Playboy @jhoffman @Filmdrunk
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#UnitedStatesAMovie Withnail and Iowa
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It's the most wonderful time feta year #HolidayCheeseSongs
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