me: whose *gulp* whose pussy is this her: me: i said whose— her: i heard you

i overly need to overly use the restroom before i overly shit myself in an overly fashion overly

my dick is fully detachable and comes with a free year subscription to microsoft office

labubu girl pussy gave me penis explosion syndrome i have reattachment surgery this weekend

if you have pierced nipples hi

have you seen my height boosters and bulge sweatpants

when i don’t have some type of savory snack to munch on i turn evil

not cheating on your partner is actually super easy by the way

are you overly going to the party later

i’m overly going to the store if you want something

they’re saying it’s 3 inch fall 👀

my type is women that hate men but tolerate me

aint no way

how it feels to spend $12

mustard on a burger tastes kinda weird to me ngl i prefer a mayo and ketchup combo or like the special sauce which is also just a mayo and ketchup combo

i’m not falling for the cold foam propaganda. if it’s so good just mix it into the drink dickhead

cloudy with a chance of meat and balls

i know what i want but not the path i want to take for it

if you see this and you’re persian or a fan of persian food, do you like khoresh fesenjan? growing up i wasn’t a fan but i would like to make it myself to give it another try

idk how many more $45 quick grocery store runs i have left in me

not gonna argue with you if your reply is probable spam like even twitter thinks you’re stupid