isabel t. | 🇨🇳🇵🇹| amsterdam logic | 24
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i have NEVER heard someone use the word “bone” to mean sex ever in real life. was this invented by movies? it has to be right
the social reckoning sucked. next day i went back and watched digger, which was awesome and whose premise i had no prior knowledge of.
turned out, to my pleasant surprise, it’s a movie about how much the social reckoning sucks lol
god that motherfucker tom cruise can act, its almost enough to make me see his god. go watch digger if you haven’t holy shit
question about the social reckoning: do we think the decision to make senior engineer frances haugen into a nerdy-sexy 25 yo girl who loves facebook bc “i was a shy middle school girl who just wanted to connect with people!” preceded the casting of mikey madison
really adore this picture of my dad from the 60s, so dapper yet malaised. they really don’t make children like this anymore. what could be haunting him so
they should invent a contact lens that wants to stick to your eyeball more than it wants to stick to your finger
in lisbon, having something cool for lunch like a cigarette and then going to work for one half hour, two half hour
sober by lorde shot to the top of my all-time spotify listening within like 1 week (and remains there afaik) purely because i was transfixed by the brass in the second half of the chorus (right after “these are the games of the weekend”)
miss missouri retweeted
I like thinking about how a fox jumping over a dog could never know that that situation uses every letter of the latin alphabet. It makes me see my most mundane activities differently. Like maybe "the tall man overcooked the basmati rice" is a pangram in the language E.T. speaks
no one tells you that if you hate cardio, instead of running you can just go dance to techno for 12 hours
ok dumb question but how was everyone drinking the drinks with KN95s. do you pull it up for every single sip or what
ok so everyone who told me the septum hurts less than the nostril LIED; however i now have my septum pierced, due to an intrusive thought that came upon me during my 9am yesterday
