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I can keep those herbs you get from supermarkets alive for months. Once used the loo in Facebook. she/her

Joined March 2009
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south lakes zoo is a right laugh
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Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth.
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It’s time again! June 2nd is #Internationalwhoresday when we celebrate the daring tricks and whorestorical delights of the 1975 French #sexworkers strike. So if you dig a good #whorestory join me as I reach into the archives (if I can get it together). 1/15 Thread
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Spectral singing from deep within a cave. An incredible experience to enjoy.
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📢 Exciting news ! We have extended our existing refuge provision for women & children in Bury. Our new refuge is now taking referrals on ☎️ 03033 3033 581 Option 3 We are recruiting for roles in Bury You can apply at calicojobs.co.uk/vacancies/ @BuryCouncil @Calico_Group
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Things are really grim for small businesses at the moment and tbh I’m feeling pretty rotten about it. I would really appreciate it if you had a look at my gift shop and gave this tweet a like or RT. Thank you, pals x doodlesbyben.etsy.com
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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Worth remembering that the reason this government really like the phrase "small boats" is because it allows them to avoid saying "people"
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The legal age of marriage in England and Wales has risen to 18. Share this animation to raise awareness of child marriage and the new law in place. #EndChildMarriage
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It’s niche but I’m searching for a wife who will happily watch a scene like this for 10 minutes and not find it boring. – at Bangkok Yai, Thailand
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Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away.
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Lancashire Refuges is our countywide #domesticabuse support service Together we offer a wider level of immediate support to victims of domestic abuse with a single point of access, 365 days a year 📞0300 303 3581 🌐[email protected] @Calico_Group @LancashireCC
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I love the expression "No flies on me" because the bar for success is so low. Nothing about income or relationship status. All that matters is whether or not you're covered in insects. I get to feel like a winner over 60% of the time.
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GUILTY: Andrew Burfield, 50, has been convicted of murder and sentenced to 32 years minimum. Katie Kenyon 33, his ex-parner, was last seen alive getting into a vehicle in Burnley, Lancashire. Her body was found in the Forest of Bowland on 29 April 22.
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⬇️ ⬇️ PRICE DROP! 🗓Until 30 June 💸 Never pay more than £2 a ride. Anywhere to anywhere on all our buses 📲 Buy on board and on the #TransdevGO app! 🙌 See you on board.
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such a majestic creature
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