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Josh

@j0shwool

Ruining every car I touch since 2016 Owner of the most Japanese Golf you'll ever see

 Salisbury, England
whataprick.co.uk
Joined May 2019
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September is National Suicide Prevention Month If someone messages you and genuinely needs help..... dont be a prick
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Just had a mocha out of a machine and it was absolutely vile @CostaCoffee
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Here’s an idea. Instead of national service, which is obviously idiotic, how about kids working on farms.
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Coming out of @tesco realising you just spent £40 on eggs and bread
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Caption this.
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The Polonia Wax Museum in Krakov is a thing of beauty. The best £12.50 ever spent. A thread. – at Queensland, Australia
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18. When Look North asked viewers for stories about old appliances… It was all going well until the vacuum cleaner
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I have been secretly throwing away the cutlery in our office during my time here. It's gotten to the point now where I overhear people complaining about the lack of cutlery. I've started with the forks leaving an abundance of spoons and knives.
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For as long as I live, I will never use the long hose at a petrol station and go round the back of my car to fill up like some sort of automotive reach around.
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I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be? Funny enough i found my Gromit Mug yesterday
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I spent $44 billion for this app and now Lizard boy just decided to hit copy and paste. It’s personal now. See you in the cage, Zuck.
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The corner of my bedroom looks like some kind of weird shrine to cars... theres just an ever growing mountain of parts for all 3 of my cars
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Life is finally looking good. Just purchased a dream car, got shows to look forward to and ive got the best bunch of mates around me
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Its 1985 and youve just smashed your sales target for the last quarter of the year so you take your new company car over for a courtesy visit to the old lady youve recently sold a full set of UPVC windows and doors aswell as a porch and conservatory to.
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Hot weather always seems to play havoc with my car.... Sometimes it could be sat all day not moving but at 3am itll randomly kick the cooling fan in full pelt until you turn the ignition on. Tonight it dropped the drivers window and set the alarm off
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Im so fucking proud of myself with how far this stupid car has come
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Ofgem applauded for lowering energy price cap at precise moment people turn off their central heating for five months.
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That's rolf harris ticked off the list
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On the ceiling in our spare room we have what used to be called the hook for our sex swing. We now call it the hook for our baby's bouncer. I miss the old name
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excellent !! that means i can free up a hand to hold my crack pipe
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Its my birthday Saturday and im getting fed up of people asking me what im doing for it 😂
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