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Joined October 2010
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An awkward situation is when you die and your last tweet wasn't a dank meme.
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The future of slopcore is retro slopcore
Replying to @anabology
Slopcore is the future of art
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slopcore is a future of slop
Replying to @anabology
Slopcore is the future of art
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No anaphora. No parallelism. No staccato summaries — short. Punchy. Digestible. — no contrast-and-pivot. Just one simple anthropomorphic punchline, warm, approachable, quietly delighted to be here, enjoying that ordinary human conversation
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— because at its core, it’s not about sounding human. After decades of humans trying so hard to sell each other piles of useless shit, the machines are being sincere imitating the artificialness that humans created while pretending to be sincere.
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instead of extruding another bowl of frictionless, human-centered, insight-driven, purpose-built startup slop
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So @gavofyork was compiled to Wasm & containerized on stage, but initialization block run before his voice module was ready & for a few long minutes thers wasn’t any sound. Luckily we had @Evan_Mann from @RUMSHQ himself on stage to entertain us all & give infos about the venue
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Oktahedron is Live from #Dappcon: experimenting with streaming directly to Swarm 🐝 No gatekeepers (well @ZkAv_Club ) —just chunks of data Kademling themselves through the network 💖 🐝
🟠 @zeligf live now on @ZkAv_Club Recording Station at @dappcon_berlin — discussing public data, video streaming, zero-leak messaging, and “upload & disappear.” 🎥 Live stream on Swarm 👇 swarmstream.eth.limo/#/watch…
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We're in an emotional bear market. Remember the people who stand with you through it. The cycle revolves. 🫶✊
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Back in 2019 a poem came into my mind. I’ve never been to #DwebCamp, but heard only good things. I never wrote a poem, except this, nor do I follow any Brewster Khale based religion. It is not meant as praise nor as criticism. I know #DWebCamp2024 is on now, so I’ll share
Let’s all eat kale and purge and sing, and drink the sacred brew of kale, emerge from kale hole and then merge into one giant Brewster Khale #DWebCamp
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Replying to @juanaxyz00 @EthCC
not a big fan of profiling
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Idk how many people from Iberian peninsula will block me for disrespecting their national soup, but I think it’s a good household advise
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Just as I felt ready to get socially distorted @ETHBerlin I received a black envelope disappear.dist0rtion.com #ethberlin @dist0rtionproto #treasurehunt
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«We’re on track to be Wallstreet but Worse» #ethberlin #ethberlin4 #blockchain
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I really like moths. Moths are great. If you like moth check out this #EthBerlin talk on #censorship by @Fatalmeh It’s recorded. Will add link
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Let’s all eat kale and purge and sing, and drink the sacred brew of kale, emerge from kale hole and then merge into one giant Brewster Khale #DWebCamp
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Let us enchanting veil of smouldering kale inhale, and fall, into sweet slumbering kale hole. Then emerge from kale hole and merge into a giant Brewster Khale of Brewster Khales #DWebCamp
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V2 Let us enchanting smouldering kale inhale and fall into sweet slumbering hole of kale again just to unveil that we’re all are nothing but a kaleidoscopic Brewster Khale of Brewster Khales
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Who needs #AGI alignment when we have @daftpunk
Random Access Memories, 10th anniversary Edition, out now daftpunk.lnk.to/followW
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I didn’t know the term for this was “rage farming”. Rage bait + algorithms #TIL☺️
Be a good Twitter user and hate some random shit
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What’s that “$” thing means in front of the prizes at #ETHPrague ? $USDT ?
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