Zags. Dodgers. Bama (grad). Rarely insightful, occasionally funny, always opinionated. Open to be hit on.
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Never felt older than packing for a short weekend trip & packing way more “comfy around hotel clothes” than “going out clothes”.
You can’t legislate the sun staying visible in the sky longer, dumbass. It’s the same amount of sunlight, just idiotically shifted.
My Sunshine Protection Act will get this fixed — Americans want MORE sunshine. It’s time to pass this bill and deliver!☀️
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It wouldn’t create “more sunshine”. It would create unsafe and unhealthful conditions.
American Academy of Sleep Medicine and many more groups for health and safety urge instead for permanent Standard Time.
Gallup finds more Americans want permanent Standard Time.
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I think I’d rather “randomly”slide into the DMs of a very specific account on any platform than put my sheets/duvet cover back on
I’d take a swift, strong kick to the nuts if someone would do it for me.
(Either one)
This day next year…. Who gives a shit?
Indiana, Alabama, Georgia, (& the loser of BYU/ND) are making the playoffs.
Elite programs are, almost, universally protected. The 24 team is for propping up mediocre teams/programs.
Speak differently, @ClayTravis, @TimBrando, et al.
If you’re curious…
So far, 4 of the top 10 have lost today — minimum 5/10 —- basically, mid season…
And those teams now have their playoff hopes in the wild and/or the uncontrollable ether….
Next year, all 4 (5) are extremely fine & virtually locked in the playoff.
Alabama went 1-1 vs Georgia this year.
Georgia went 2-0 vs Alabama this year.
Final SEC title game still to be decided.
Losing to a less talented, but most intense rival… sucks bigly
Knowing the next year & beyond, it’ll take a universal movement of God to miss the playoffs….. ehh, okay I guess.
Afternoon folding Halloween towels for display like I’ll be here next week anyway.
Alabama —> Arkansas in 5 days.
It’s simple and meaningless to most, but, to me, it’s literally the world.
I’m on the side of the blocker — [DUCKS IN MASSIVE CRIMSON] —
Dude blocked a guy. Relatively close to the play. Okay.
Flipping between the OSU/IU & UF/TX games… two overrated QBs heaved prayers within 5 mins of one another … for immediate/eventual TDs
Is Texas a playoff team? 🤔
They've gone from an 85% chance last week to a 39% chance today to make the CFP at @Kalshi
Rarely comment on other teams’ personnel choices, because I don’t follow them and feel like I don’t know the whole story.
BUT … I’ve seen enough to say — if there was a different name on the back of the jersey of Texas’s QB… QB2 would have long ago been given a shot.
So over 20% of the Big Ten still wouldn’t have gotten in.
Kinda impossible to argue they’re the “deepest” or “best top to bottom” conference.
Just an absolute abomination on this very day. No God-fearing fan of either side would openly celebrate & parade around such filth & perversion.
Jesus wept & so do I.
Even weirder how on a 5 person team, 12 person roster 1 good transfer/purchase can change the entire trajectory. But on a 22 person team, 100 person roster, it takes a lot more.
CFB & CBB aren’t the same & aren’t comparable.
“Donating every dollar I make in Washington!” —- Nope, not a cent.
Creating a veterans’ charity —- nope. Never happened.
Holding up military promotions over political differences —- yep.. for years.
Cool story, dumbass.
Over the past six years, it’s been my honor to fight for Alabama’s troops and military installations. Through the six NDAA’s I’ve been a part of, we secured pay raises for our troops, made improvements to our bases, and made sure Alabama continues punching far above our weight when it comes to defense. I particularly enjoyed my aviation tour of Fort Rucker in 2023.
