@j_monohan

waging the regime change war within

 TX
counternarratives.substack.com/
Joined November 2023
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Gm. This is hipster music now:
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Samantha Willman@EEoowyyn6h
The more I learn about skull development the more I want to sue my pedophile orthodontist for making me ugly and bad at breathing.
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strolling into the campus adjacent bookstore, weed effluvia percolating through the atmosphere, charting a course through demure, doodle-adorned, sophisticated literary event attendees to the corner sales table to confidently open with "are my thielbuxx welcome here"
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Middleton Whittaker
@midwhit6h
Replying to @j_monohan @october_cicada
@j_monohan @october_cicada
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Not since discovering the likes of Bill Knott and Thomas Lux have I been so thrilled to read and possess book of modern poetry. Much like the two aforementioned writers, Tom Will manages to pack silliness and seriousness together in a way that makes me want to dress in a three piece suit and hang upside down from monkey bars and recite these poems out loud for everyone on the playground to hear. I was, in fact, reading them to my baby this morning and they were making her giggle, likely because they speak to something other than the head, the sounds of the words moving through the ear canals and heading directly for the heart. Thank you for writing these poems, @TomWill72550626.
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They are inventing a day where you're going to make it, and they're calling it tomorrow
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Culture that’s so depraved it has people driving around with bumper stickers depicting stick figures engaging in cunnilingus with the words “I ❤️ sushi.”
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some violence is particular to memory
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Yeah, in actuality I do need baristas to smile and say hello for me to enjoy the coffee shop.
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If we’re ever going to make it we’ll have to start wearing 100% cotton socks again, like at the cultural level.
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A few years ago I had a very weird student who gave me a drawing she'd made after seeing me on the bus (we ended up flunking her that year)
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Megan Michelle
@meganmichelleOct 22
Replying to @midwhit
Yeah it just…it’s conformative thats all I can say. Reminds me of college and I dropped out couldn’t do it
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J Monohan
@j_monohanOct 22
So like, how fat and disgusting are you really? Be honest, please
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dude who uses jazz as a threat (Don’t you MAKE me pull out the Ornette!)
October Cicada@october_cicadaOct 22
dude who inflicts jazz on his loved ones
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So like, how fat and disgusting are you really? Be honest, please
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Seth Fowler
@sfowlerOct 22
Yes, as everyone knows, meditation and water are wedded forever. – Herman Melville – at Pacifica, CA
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brace yourselves for something PROFOUND
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last night at da club
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Steven@schthevenOct 22
Replying to @j_monohan
You should navigate through your life with boldness and stubbornness to the primary truths and humility, grace, and receptivity to the secondary truths, carefully and obsessively discerning between the two.
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Gm
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I’ve got about a year left then to be convinced of whatever you’d like to convince me of. Hit me with the craziest shit you’ve got.
Vince Classic@VinceClassicOct 21
You should not be able to be “convinced” of anything past 35. Gotta harden up and close off.
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