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heart attack apologist

@ja1boyh

I was holding an Apple TV remote but all the room had was a Roku

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Joined September 2020
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andie 🌸 HLT SPOILERS@anromeowNov 11
this is how it feels to eat my lunch with a dan & phil video on the background
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Paul Dellegatto⚡️FOX (@PaulFox13) profile picture
Paul Dellegatto⚡️FOX
@PaulFox1316h
Same in Tampa
Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) profile pictureAmazing Maps
@amazingmap12 Nov 2024
You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia
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𝓚@ifuliedownhereNov 12
Save me 2011 bleached-brow beyoncé
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wendell sandico@wendellsandico20h
adele was 25 writing about “let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time”
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RuPaul
@RuPaul4 Mar 2014
Yes, Chile, it is indeed getting gaggy
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Sabrina Carpenter
@SabrinaAnnLynn14 Sep 2019
thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy hit different
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alyssa@spacedglamNov 10
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jaron (@ectoentropic) profile picturejaron@ectoentropicNov 10
art should kill everyone
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Hustlanani@hustlananiNov 11
why don't you come back to my place i'll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper towel
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YURPPPPPPP
Gabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ (@lastthingtwice) profile pictureGabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ
@lastthingtwiceNov 10
i've found my people
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Iris Lewinsky@1R_1SNov 10
her finger was superglued to the pulse of culture.... no one else in drag was tapped into the post badlands and crybaby epoch like her.... this wig nudged the tectonic plates so aja's promo look could really shake them
🪽 (@tinyangelette) profile picture🪽@tinyangeletteNov 9
i wanna be this lit
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She’s pulling a little Richard (money is tight she’s flopping must be gay again to pay the bills)
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 8
Taylor Swift at today’s Chiefs game with Karlie Kloss.
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At the hard launch tour I opened Instagram to see a childhood friend 2 years younger than me post about the birth of her second child
Ali⁷ MET DNP🦋 (@KittyKatDanny) profile pictureAli⁷ MET DNP🦋@KittyKatDannyNov 8
people my age buying pregnancy tests while i’m attending dan and phil’s hard launch tour
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Woman@satoraurgojoNov 8
You couldn’t dial Dianna agron? @taylorswift13
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alu@vigilanteshtNov 8
america libbed out so hard taylor swift is fucking karlie kloss again
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AARON
@lidolmixNov 8
i was a child ready to go to war
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 8
13 years ago today, Little Mix released ‘Salute.’
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MrsFishVEVO@Will_KelloggNov 8
you can save yourself $18 and three hours by skipping You Can See Everything and listening to RuPaul’s song The Realness………..same themes basically explored
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AL ! comms closed!!@goatfanatic_13 Oct 2025
dan howell said rpf is good and will get you into heaven amen
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alina #hltspoilers (@amazingf4wn) profile picture
alina #hltspoilers@amazingf4wnNov 7
Dan and Phil are reportedly in a throuple with Kelly from Dance Moms.
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✧ kal ✧ 🔜 misses d&p :( (@GHOULPIXELS) profile picture
✧ kal ✧ 🔜 misses d&p :(@GHOULPIXELSNov 7
i asked d&p to record me a new alarm sound to wake up to 😹 #hardlaunchtour #hlt #danandphil
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