spaceships don’t come equipped with rearview mirrors.

Joined October 2009
to $GME longs panicking over a <20% drop from a 21mo high, on low volume and no news, to a price it was at 8 days ago
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Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing.
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Replying to @DahnBahn
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Now kiss
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Hiring builders obsessed with SI. [email protected]
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Go get Luther a water @RomeOdunze
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If…and it’s a big if…but should Team Trump somehow pull off an end to the war, inside of a week US equity markets will jump 10-15%. Take that to the bank. Now that hedge funds and algos have flipped from long to short, how perfect would that be, especially in advance of the midterms.
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Blast from the past Roaring Kitty on the Cohen and $30 effect $GME
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nathan fielder is such a rigorous and methodical cross-examiner you’d think he graduated from one of canada’s top LAW schools with really good grades
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You found it. 🍌 
The banana at the Next Gen Roadster reveal wasn't an accident. It was an analog stopwatch.
A laser triggered the drop the instant the tires started to roll. We hung it at exactly the car's 0-60 time at the time of 1 second. 
Banana hits the ground. Car hits the laser wall. Same frame.
Here's how we did it 🧵
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And it gets even crazier. 🤯 1,400 stocks are down 70%+ from their 52-week highs. Let that sink in. If you’re down 70%, you need roughly a 233% gain just to get back to breakeven.
You’re not gonna believe this. 5,000 stocks are down 20%+ from their 52-week highs. And it gets crazier… Nearly 4,000 are down 40%+. Think about what that actually means. While the major indices have held together, underneath the surface thousands of stocks have already been living through their own bear markets. The index looking fine while individual stocks are getting absolutely destroyed underneath it. Some seriously messed up shit when you actually look under the hood.
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The CFTC’s current registered-DCO listing now shows tZERO DCO, LLC as registered effective October 16, 2026, by Commission order, with authority to clear fully collateralized futures, options on futures, and swaps. 😎
Love it when we get good news from a regulator late on a Friday. 👀 @tZERO
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Replying to @Kotaku
I agree @RitchieTorres. Let’s talk.
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I fucking hate this Friday morning commute
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I’m not. Will use SpaceX cold gas thruster system with ultra high pressure air in a composite over-wrapped pressure vessel in place of the 2 rear seats.
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